Tagged: recap

Game of Thrones: Sunday Bloody Sunday

This week on the Game of Thrones season finale, everybody and their mother dies. Except for Cersei, who learns just how tough (and naked) the Walk of Shame can be. And Dany, who finds herself a brand new army. But everyone else is pretty much dead.

The Bachelorette: Bleeps & Blurs

This week on The Bachelorette, the age old question “What’s a clitoris?” finally gets an honest, accurate answer. There’s also sumo wrestling, bleeped penises, blurred penises, temper tantrums, wedgies, and that whole Brokeback Bachelorette fake-out.

Lucifer Under Fire from the Right

Satan himself is coming to FOX… yeah, yeah, you’re making a Rupert Murdoch joke in your head, we know. But no, this Devil is getting his own hour-long dramedy, and you better believe the Christian Right is raising hell.

Wayward Pines: Was That a Dinosaur?

In week three, Ethan’s wife and kid find themselves sucked into Wayward Pines, but Ethan doesn’t bother to tell them anything that might keep them from getting killed. Shockingly, that plan backfires on him. Before it’s all over, someone is dead and a perfectly good escape attempt is ruined.

The Bachelorette: Punches & Punchlines

On Week 2 of The Bachelorette, the competition turns violent. Several of the guys come to blows over Kaitlyn until one sends another to the hospital. Then, the men try their hand at standup comedy. We’ll let you decide which is worse.

MY GUILTY PLEASURE: The Carrie Diaries

Sex And the City 2 pretty much killed the franchise dead, and Carrie Bradshaw was condemned to the Fourth Circle of Hell, i.e., high school, for all eternity. Okay, it was just two seasons, but it felt like an eternity. Oh, who am I kidding–I LOVED IT.