Tagged: Razzie Contenders: 2009 Edition

Postal (2007) (part 2 of 2)

German wunderkind Dr. Uwe Boll triumphs again with his latest masterpiece, Postal. Funnier than Schindler’s List, and yet more soul-searching than Epic Movie, the box-office phenomenon that was Postal has undoubtedly changed the course of cinema. Thank you, Dr. Boll!

Postal (2007) (part 1 of 2)

German wunderkind Dr. Uwe Boll triumphs again with his latest masterpiece, Postal. Funnier than Schindler’s List, and yet more soul-searching than Epic Movie, the box-office phenomenon that was Postal has undoubtedly changed the course of cinema. Thank you, Dr. Boll!

The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) (part 5 of 5)

“Occasionally while watching a bad film, it’s possible to pinpoint the precise moment when the screenwriter ran out of ideas. The Hottie & the Nottie makes this game ridiculously easy. Not that this writer’s ‘ideas’ were all that amusing in the first place, unless you consider ‘women with excess body hair’ the height of wit.”

The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) (part 4 of 5)

“Occasionally while watching a bad film, it’s possible to pinpoint the precise moment when the screenwriter ran out of ideas. The Hottie & the Nottie makes this game ridiculously easy. Not that this writer’s ‘ideas’ were all that amusing in the first place, unless you consider ‘women with excess body hair’ the height of wit.”

The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) (part 3 of 5)

“Occasionally while watching a bad film, it’s possible to pinpoint the precise moment when the screenwriter ran out of ideas. The Hottie & the Nottie makes this game ridiculously easy. Not that this writer’s ‘ideas’ were all that amusing in the first place, unless you consider ‘women with excess body hair’ the height of wit.”

The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) (part 2 of 5)

“Occasionally while watching a bad film, it’s possible to pinpoint the precise moment when the screenwriter ran out of ideas. The Hottie & the Nottie makes this game ridiculously easy. Not that this writer’s ‘ideas’ were all that amusing in the first place, unless you consider ‘women with excess body hair’ the height of wit.”

The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) (part 1 of 5)

“Occasionally while watching a bad film, it’s possible to pinpoint the precise moment when the screenwriter ran out of ideas. The Hottie & the Nottie makes this game ridiculously easy. Not that this writer’s ‘ideas’ were all that amusing in the first place, unless you consider ‘women with excess body hair’ the height of wit.”

10,000 B.C. (2008)

“The movie presents actual ‘history’, but only the sort of ancient history that comes about from forgetting you have a test on paleontology until the night before, and then half-watching Jurassic Park in lieu of actually studying. And then, based on the events in the latter portion of this movie, chasing it with a repeat of Stargate SG-1.”