Tagged: Razzie Contenders: 2009 Edition

Meet the Spartans (2008)

“This movie is so completely bland that it didn’t get any reaction from me—not even anger. It was just flat out boring and stupid, and nothing else. I’ve watched it, I’ve recapped it, and now I intend to forget it forever. Because, really, there’s nothing to remember.”

Razzie "Winners" 2009, and a Thanks

“At this very moment, the official ‘winners’ of this year’s Golden Raspberry Awards, AKA ‘Razzies’ are being announced in Hollywood. If you’ve been following this site at all for the last couple of months, you know that the entire Agony Booth staff has come together to shed a little light on a few of the nominees and near-nominees, in a series of recaps called Razzie Contenders: 2009 Edition.”

Disaster Movie (2008) (part 6 of 6)

“Before Iron Man can… do whatever he was about to do, a cow lands on him. Because, you know, there was that one scene in Twister where a cow was flying around and… um, yeah. At this point, they might as well be making references to the Hoover Administration, ’23 skidoo’, or Spike Jones and His City Slickers for all this movie’s target audience would know.”

Disaster Movie (2008) (part 5 of 6)

“Before Iron Man can… do whatever he was about to do, a cow lands on him. Because, you know, there was that one scene in Twister where a cow was flying around and… um, yeah. At this point, they might as well be making references to the Hoover Administration, ’23 skidoo’, or Spike Jones and His City Slickers for all this movie’s target audience would know.”

Disaster Movie (2008) (part 4 of 6)

“Before Iron Man can… do whatever he was about to do, a cow lands on him. Because, you know, there was that one scene in Twister where a cow was flying around and… um, yeah. At this point, they might as well be making references to the Hoover Administration, ’23 skidoo’, or Spike Jones and His City Slickers for all this movie’s target audience would know.”

Disaster Movie (2008) (part 3 of 6)

“Before Iron Man can… do whatever he was about to do, a cow lands on him. Because, you know, there was that one scene in Twister where a cow was flying around and… um, yeah. At this point, they might as well be making references to the Hoover Administration, ’23 skidoo’, or Spike Jones and His City Slickers for all this movie’s target audience would know.”

Disaster Movie (2008) (part 2 of 6)

“Before Iron Man can… do whatever he was about to do, a cow lands on him. Because, you know, there was that one scene in Twister where a cow was flying around and… um, yeah. At this point, they might as well be making references to the Hoover Administration, ’23 skidoo’, or Spike Jones and His City Slickers for all this movie’s target audience would know.”

Disaster Movie (2008) (part 1 of 6)

“Before Iron Man can… do whatever he was about to do, a cow lands on him. Because, you know, there was that one scene in Twister where a cow was flying around and… um, yeah. At this point, they might as well be making references to the Hoover Administration, ’23 skidoo’, or Spike Jones and His City Slickers for all this movie’s target audience would know.”

The Women (2008)

“The director got together Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Debra Messing, Eva Mendes, Jada Pinkett Smith—you know, actresses who are good at staring into the camera with weepy, reddened eyes, and somehow still look good doing it. And then she… Eh, why should I tell you how she ruined the movie, when I could show you, with a Screencap Recap?”