Tagged: Jessica Alba

The Love Guru (2008) (part 2 of 2)

“Mike Myers’s talent for doing multiple characters is offset by a fairly serious flaw: He’s got a really shitty sense of humor. You know the guy in the office who despite being in his mid-forties, still cracks up whenever somebody farts? That’s pretty much Mike Myers in a nutshell. His sense of humor seems to have reached its highest level of sophistication at age twelve, where it has remained ever since.”

The Love Guru (2008) (part 1 of 2)

“Mike Myers’s talent for doing multiple characters is offset by a fairly serious flaw: He’s got a really shitty sense of humor. You know the guy in the office who despite being in his mid-forties, still cracks up whenever somebody farts? That’s pretty much Mike Myers in a nutshell. His sense of humor seems to have reached its highest level of sophistication at age twelve, where it has remained ever since.”

Fantastic Four (2005) (part 3 of 3)

The Fantastic Four spend almost the entire film mostly cleaning up after their own mistakes. No joke. Every time they spring into action, it’s a direct result of one of them doing something dumb. Didn’t this seem like a bad, bad idea to anyone? We watch superhero movies to see the heroes being heroic, not bungling things so badly that they cause massive injuries and property damage, if not outright deaths. They should be saving the day, not covering their own asses.

Fantastic Four (2005) (part 2 of 3)

The Fantastic Four spend almost the entire film mostly cleaning up after their own mistakes. No joke. Every time they spring into action, it’s a direct result of one of them doing something dumb. Didn’t this seem like a bad, bad idea to anyone? We watch superhero movies to see the heroes being heroic, not bungling things so badly that they cause massive injuries and property damage, if not outright deaths. They should be saving the day, not covering their own asses.

Fantastic Four (2005) (part 1 of 3)

The Fantastic Four spend almost the entire film mostly cleaning up after their own mistakes. No joke. Every time they spring into action, it’s a direct result of one of them doing something dumb. Didn’t this seem like a bad, bad idea to anyone? We watch superhero movies to see the heroes being heroic, not bungling things so badly that they cause massive injuries and property damage, if not outright deaths. They should be saving the day, not covering their own asses.