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Scream Queens: OBVIOUS REDRUM SEULC

I think I’ve figured out why I have such a sweet spot for Chanel #5. No, it’s not because I enjoy the cheap vagina dentata jokes. Although, to be fair, who would have predicted that such an outlandish throwaway line would become a recurring joke?

The Exorcist: They'll steal your heart

The creepy homeless guy is henceforth referred to as “the schizophrenic”, because priests are such brilliant diagnosticians and there’s nothing offensive about referring to people by their illness because look at all those lepers in the Bible.

Scream Queens: Murder is only skin deep

Welcome to Ryan Murphy’s Scream Queens, where killers get away with murder and not in a fun, twisty How to Get Away with Murder kind of way, but because everyone is so stupid and willfully obtuse that it makes you wonder how there’s not a Purge-type scenario happening 24/7.

Olive Garden Sells Its Soul to Satan

Our favorite mommy blog, the one and only Wonkette.com, reports that all seventeen mother hens at the self-named “One Million Moms” are cluck, cluck, clucking away about Olive Garden has aligned itself with Lucifer (the TV show) and therefore Lucifer (Lord of Lies).

Scream Queens: Poison Control

The Red Devil is back and the Chanels are positive Dean Munsch is beneath the mask. However, their plans to kill the killer don’t go so well. Meanwhile, Grace debates having sex with Pete. Glad to see Grace has her priorities straight, with a killer running around and all.