This week on Once, all the disjointed plot points line up in just the right way for everybody to conveniently get out of the Underworld . . . well, everybody except the guy they went in to get in the first place. Also, we learn the true inspiration behind Emma’s fashion choices.
Tagged: captain swan
Take a break from biting the heads off chocolate Easter bunnies to come on a high seas journey, where the water is always choppy, everyone smells like mildew, and no one knows how to steer. But hey, we’ve got brothers with dorky hats and Irish accents. Totally worth the seasickness / possible death by drowning, right?
This week on Once’s first episode, assholes were fruitful and multiplied. Specifically, Asshole Zelena had a baby. Asshole Emma learned the hard way that the quickest way to a man’s heart may not necessarily be injecting him with a heaping helping of asshole. Also, King Arthur remains The Worst.
This week on Once, we get to meet sexy Merlin’s crazy ex girlfriend, Emma finds a spark in the most PG-13 of places, Zelena makes morons out of the entire cast for the millionth time, Arthur continues to suck royally, and all the Biggest Assholes on the Planet get together and throw a kickass rager in Emma’s basement.
In this week’s Once Upon a Time recap, Robin Hood stands around uselessly until he finally gets stabbed and then lies around dying uselessly. Meanwhile, the sword Excalibur comes to Storybrooke to tempt Emma to up her asshole factor another 10x.
Once Upon a Time: Being Evil Makes Your Hair Greasy and Other Stuff I Learned from the Season 5 Premiere
Welcome to Camelot! Season 5 of “Once Upon a Time” takes us to the land of King Arthur and introduces Emma as the new evilest person in the world.
This week on Once, Swan Queen road trips, car chases, kids who change nationalities when they become adults, a heart that gets tossed around like a hot potato, and a baby conceived under the creepiest circumstances ever.
ONCE UPON A TIME: Things That Make You Go “Ahhhh, Ahhh!”
ONCE UPON A TIME: The Bad Girls Club
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: It’s Always Dawn-est Before the Dark (S4:E12)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: To Thine Own Self Be True (S4:E8-9)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: The Firestarter (S4:E7)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: Revenge of the Blondes (S4:E6)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: A Long Time Ago, We Used to Be Friends (S4:E5)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: Captain Hook Gets a Little Handsy (S4:E4)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: Maid Marian Gets a Cold (S4:E3)