VIDEO: Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX (2012)

Porn Critic reviews Axel Braun’s latest, Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX. Yes, it’s a parody of a classic 1976 comic… supposedly. And it’s probably the only time you’ll ever see these two superheroes on screen together, ever. Seriously, this will never ever happen in a  mainstream movie. So it doesn’t even matter that the movie is rubbish; it’s just pure fanboy essentialness… with boobs.. Yes, it

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  • TheScottCSmith

    Great review, AND there were boobs on display that were not censored nor side boobs, so I’m happy.

    • Sure were.  12:32 mark.  good day.

    • Thomas Stockel

       Agreed.  This was pretty damn (sips his Pepsi) funny.

    •  I wasn’t going to say anything, so they wouldn’t go back and fix it.

  • Black Doug

    There’s an actor named Eric Masterson and he’s not playing Thor? Blasphemy!

  • MephLord

    You know, Porn Critic that a fight between Superman and Spider-Man would go something like that…Spider-Man punches Superman, Superman vaporizes him with his heat vision.  I’m curious to see what else they do with the Superman XXX franchise; Superman vs Ali maybe?  Superman/Batman: XXX or maybe Superman vs Wonder Woman XXX…Spider-Man has yet to shag Silver Sable in an XXX movie, maybe she’ll show up in his next XXX movie…

    • They could at least have tried to get some kind of fight sequence going! Superman would have been pulling his punches anyway, Spider-Man would be leaping around, webbing him up. Superman breaks out of the webbing, chucks a car at Spider-Man, who leaps out of they way, swings into one of those water tower things, knocks Superman down. Superman counters by blowing him across the street.

      It could have been at least mildly epic before Superman knocks him out! 

  • I know it’s a porn, but man, the lack of cool action scenes is a bit dissapointing, still this movie does look like a lot of fun.

    • LindaMinda

      Agreed, but aren’t most porns usually done on the cheap? If anything can be done to reduce costs like changing action scenes for penis action scenes, so much the better for them.

  • ROTFLMMFAO!
    Next chick I have sex with I’m totally doing “the spiderman”
    I had to stop the video to come down from laughing so hard. XD
    Just awesome!! lol

  • Dude. I am LOVING your show. Funny as all get out (I have no clue what that means…but I’m guessing it’s funny as Hell…and as we all know, Hell is chockablock full of chuckles’a’plenty). It’s made me think of Porn in a whole new way. Before I’d just fast forward to the sex scenes, watch for however long it took me to finishing fiddling with my lady bits, and then I’d be done with it. After watching your show I think I might actually…ya know…watch more XD;

  • MichaelANovelli

    It’s sad that I know this, but Spidey and The Joker actually were buddy-buddy when they did the big DC Vs Marvel in the 90’s…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DC_vs._Marvel

    • Esylum

      Actually that is far from true. They have only one scene together in the first issue after heroes began vanishing, in which Spider-Man(Ben Reily) repeatedly asks Joker what the hell is going on, just as Joker realizes that this is not the same Spidey that kicked his ass in the Spider-Man/Batman crossover. Joker then makes a remark about killing the tv weather man before jumping of a building. This encounter left Spidey both confused and uneasy.

      • MichaelANovelli

        My version’s better. It has tigers in it!

        • Esylum

          Sorry, but facts beat tigers any day.