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VIDEO: Star Ballz (2001)

From the makers of Sailor and the 7 Ballz, and Sailor and the 7 Ballz 2: Return of the Ballz comes this Star Wars parody, Star Ballz! Not only does it reference Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars, and literally every movie ever made, but it also got the attention of George Lucas, who (unsuccessfully) filed a federal lawsuit against the makers of this movie. The Porn Critic checks it out to see if there’s any chance in hell he might confuse it with the real Star Wars.

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  • George Lucas is usually pretty chill when it comes to parodies of his stuff.  So I guess he must have been really offended.

    Oh, and Vader with Mickey Mouse Ears.  Who would have thought the future would be telegraphed in this theatrical disaster-piece?

    • LindaMinda

      With Disney now having the franchise do you think they’ll continue his lawsuit?

      • George Lucas wasn’t very successful with his lawsuit, but Disney is a powerful company with the money to hire angriest lawyers in the business.  But first they have to know about it, and feel that it will hurt their image, I think.

        • MichaelANovelli

          I dunno.  Disney has a way of ignoring porn parodies of their work, at least publicly.  Probably better for their image…

          • You’re right.  Better to pretend it doesn’t exist, than to draw attention to it in a long, drawn-out, and very public, lawsuit.  In the end, most likely, only people that are looking for this will find it.

        •  Are they really going to care about a shitty-porn parody made over a decade ago?  I don’t see how they cost of a lawsuit would be worth it. 

      • $36060516

        Speaking of Disney lawsuits, Disney once threatened to sue Marvel for Howard the Duck looking too much like Donald Duck and forced them to radically change his appearance. Now Disney owns Marvel and the company of the guy who made the movie.  Seems kind of spooky to me.

      • The_Stig

        I don’t know, but you can pretty much consider fanfilms and the Expanded Universe dead.  As much as he did to destroy what he created, I did admire George Lucas for being so cool about the fans doing their own thing with his copyrights. Disney isn’t nearly as litigiously forgiving.

  • MichaelANovelli

    So, of the whole trilogy, the first movie was the best one?  That’s a scary thought…

  • I still don’t understand how the fuck do any of these three movies connect other than “Look! Anime porn!” xD

    • MephLord

      I think Sailor Moon is the only connection between the three…well, the other connection is they all look pretty damn awful (you might be paid in tacos to edit this rubbish, but I’d need to be paid better, I’ll take A&W Sirloin burgers and onion rings at a minimum)

  • Also, Darth Vader with Mickey Mouse ears hmm? Fooooooooreshadowing? Maybe this guy comes from the future and this is actually what Episode VII is going to look like.

    • I think I’d rather see a Lightsaber Keyblade-wielding Vader as one of the Main Bosses of the next Kingdom Hearts Video Game.

      • The_Stig

        Seriously, how phat would the Star Wars Kingdom Hearts level be? 

        • I know, right?  Imagine encountering Tie Fighters and Star Destroyers while in transit between worlds in your gummi ship.  Then teaming up the Rebellion at the battle of Yavin, Hoth, or Endor.  That would be awesome!

          • The_Stig

            Imagine bringing down an AT-AT with a keyblade.

  • MephLord

    Porn Critic, do you think She-Ra XXX would be a good movie?  I mean, She-Ra, Glimmer, Frosta, Castaspella, Catra, Scorpia…not too lacking of ladies in that potential movie.  Hordak with his funky transformations and beefcake Bow for the ladies…at least George Lucas wouldn’t sue them, but Mattel might.

  • LindaMinda

    Looking back on it now, at least it makes sense how the (original) Death Star does look like a massive breast, with nipple as laser beam of doom.

  • The_Stig

    So….this is what going insane feels like.

  • Cameron Vale

    I assume this has something to do with Newgrounds.

    • Eman LLuf

      Dead wrong. Do a search for “MMG anime”, or “gravity works x”. Fuck people who says “just google this(i give oral to the NSA)”. This message was NOT brought to you by the DuckDuckGo community.

  • Cameron Vale

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  • Prince O’Wales

    I cried laughing at this. Well done sir, well done.

  • John Porteous

    Darth Vader with Mickey Mouse ears. Wow, I had no idea a badly-made porn parody could predict the future

    Also, even in a porno Darth Vader doesn’t do anyone. The last time he had sex resulted in his wife dying, replacing an ancient democracy with a Palpatine-run dictatorship, mass dismemberment and third-degree burns that put him in an iron lung suit and probably made burnt his genitalia off

  • Eman LLuf

    DURRRR MICKEY MOUS ADN DARTH VADER, THIS VIDYA KNOWS DEH FYU-CHYA I MOST MF FRUGGON MAYK A COMMENT SO ZEE WURLD WHO KNOW!!!!!THETA

    Coincident, people. Mickey mouse ears are one of the symbol of Disney, back then it was cool to hate on the shit you grew up as a baby. I repeat:
    Coinci-fucking-dent, asses…