SNL Gave Us Gay John Boehner And Sexy Michele Bachmann And We Don't Feel Good

Omnipotent omnipresent omniscient Miley Cyrus showed up on “Saturday Night Live” on, well, Saturday as both musical guest and special guest star. Ladies and gentlemen, please start your engines to discuss any of the following:

1) SNL sucks now and no one should ever watch it.
2) Justin Timberlake is the only person that should do the music guest/special guest thing.
3) I hate Miley Cyrus just ’cause.

Haha please do not talk about those things because the whole internet is already talking about them for you. Talk, instead, about how disturbed you are by the thought of a gay John Boehner and a sexy Michele Bachmann:

Miley Cyrus really brought the solid crazy AND the disturbing tongue there, but it actually falls far short of Bachmann’s stalker-fan performance with George W:

or the terrifying eyes askew State of the Union speech:

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Then again, who could actually match the real life mix of frightening and barmy that Bachmann brings to the table? Good on you for trying, SNL.

TV Show: Saturday Night Live

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  • Buddha Stalin

    Ewwww. I give this a zero-fap rating.

  • First half of the show was great, and then it went downhill, especially the cheerleader alien sketch which was embarassingly terribad. Meh. More Kate McKinnon, I say. That will make everything better.

  • calliecallie

    I confess I actually thought this was really great.

    • andreamd

      I liked it too- Of course, I am old and watched it Sunday morning.A lot better than the Sunday morning talk sows.

    • emmelemm

      I confess the same confession and raise you: Taran Killam (sp?) has a nice ass.

  • msanthropesmr

    Eh, without Victoria Jackson, it’s not really Saturday Night Live.

    • rick

      Nothing like mentioning derpy ex-SNL conservatives like VJackson (…or O’Reilly’s pinhead side-kick DMiller) to ruin a perfectly good thread.

  • This episode was a great opportunity for me to teach my son about what is, and has always been awful about SNL.They tell a joke, it’s funny. They tell the same joke again, still a bit funny. They then tell the same joke a third time, and it isn’t so funny anymore. Then, after telling that same joke for 3 1/2 minutes, the sketch ends.The moral: Stretching a lame idea as far as you can makes it even more lame. Miley was a great example of this fact. Take a lame idea (the fact that Hannah Montana has a vagina and she likes it when people, including herself, touch that vagina), and try to stretch it into a career.

    • FeloniousMonk

      Absolutely right. And they only started doing this after the Pythons had demonstrated that killing a sketch when the point’s been made is better than wandering on in the hope that a natural ending will arrive. (Yes, Spike Milligan demonstrated that earlier, but his Q series didn’t reach wide audiences.)

  • edith prickly

    I stopped watching SNL about 15 years ago. Once in a while we PVR it if there’s a guest we want to see, and I’m always freshly appalled at how lame it is. Why the hell do people still watch it?

  • Señor Skwerl

    Please help me. My captors made me watch this. They promise to show me a new episode every week unless you send one million dollars to benshapiroissexy dot com. Please for the love of God and all unicorns cute and fuzzy send the monies!

  • iwannanancyboy

    Is this a documentary?

  • Farb

    I’m frankly surprised anyone finds Miley Cyrus attractive. Well, maybe Manga fans. They might appreciate her. I can understand that. But, people who like human women? Nope. Don’t see it.

  • Farb

    SNL has become SND. Meps! Meps!