Slide into the DMs of Twitter BFFs Lindsay Lohan and Donald Trump

We’ve all seen celebrity feuds start on Twitter, but could this be the first time we’re seeing a celebrity friendship form in 140 characters or less?

This past Monday, Lohan retweeted articles about Trump voicing his support for terminally ill British infant Charlie Gad and called for people to “stop #bullying him” and “start trusting him.” She also added tagged Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., and Ivanka Trump in a separate tweet and referred to them as “kind people.”

Pictured here: Donald Trump, Jr., and an animal he was kind to.

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This friendship should come as no surprise to us; the two have been on each other’s radar for some time. Back in February, during a Facebook Live Q&A session with the Daily Mail, Lohan expressed sympathy for Trump. “I think in the public eye, you are always going to be scrutinized,” she said. “He is the president so you have to join him. If you can’t beat him, join him.”

Trump also made, ahem, flattering comments towards Lohan back in 2004 on The Howard Stern Show. He agreed with Stern’s assessment that Lohan, who was then eighteen years old, was “hot” and added that there was “something there.” Trump also added that Lohan seemed “deeply troubled” and theorized that this meant she would be “great in bed.”

Trump’s comments resurfaced during the 2016 election, and instead of being disgusted and vaguely insulted as I would be if Donald Trump paid me a strange, backhanded compliment when I was barely legal, Lohan seemed to be annoyed with the press for dredging up the past. “We live in a world of societies that consistently find fault in people,” she said in a radio interview on The Kyle and Jackie O Show. “I think it’s a really scary factor. Taking someone else down is never the answer, and I think we all know that.”

Lohan’s Fourth of July weekend tweets were the third time she’s expressed support for the president, and she got a lot of retweets from Trump supporters thanking her for speaking out. But the POTUS himself has yet to respond to Lohan’s comments—or even say if he would still have sex with her. However, the celebrity gossip team here at Agony Booth (read: me) has uncovered the DMs that indicate that this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

@realDonaldTrump:

Hi Lindsay, I saw your retweets on Mon. I would have responded earlier but my staff changed my password after #FraudNewsCNN got mad at me and I just got my account back

@lindsaylohan:

OMG thank you Mr. President! 💗 I totally understand! My team has done that to me before. It’s so annoying.

@realDonaldTrump:

Isn’t it? I see all of this fake news on my timeline and I can’t do anything about it. The other day NPR was calling for a revolt against me!!

@lindsaylohan:

Weren’t they just tweeting the declaration of independence?

@realDonaldTrump:

I’ve seen the Declaration of Independence, okay Lindsay? I have it right here in my office because I don’t want Nicholas Cage to steal it and it says nothing what NPR was tweeting!!! #FakeNews

@lindsaylohan:

Oh ok.! I guess I’ll take your word for it. My parents stopped taking my education seriously when I was 12. The only math I know is the limit does not exist 😀

@realDonaldTrump:

What limit?

@lindsaylohan:

Idk i just know it doesn’t exist

@realDonaldTrump:

Anyway I want to thank you Lindsay and if there’s anything I can do for you, let me know. If you want a federal narcotics badge like the one Elvis got from Nixon, I can make it happen. I can even get you one that will actually let you bring drugs into the country.

@lindsaylohan:

Oh thank you but im trying to stay clean and sober #StayingStrong but there is one thing i want to ask you about Mr. President. I’ve been doing work in Syrian refugee camps and I really think our countries should come together and show these people love and support because we are all one race and it’s the human race and we all need to be kind to one another and be aware of their issues

@realDonaldTrump:

Yeah I’m not doing with that

@lindsaylohan:

But what if i offered to show you how freaky i can get on fridays? 😉 I know you think I’m hot

@realDonaldTrump:

Yeah when you were 18 and you looked 18. You’re 31 but you look 47 now.

@lindsaylohan:

Isn’t your wife 47?

@realDonaldTrump:

Yeah but she looks 31. I mean I still bet you’re crazy in bed but I’m not interested anymore. That something there is no longer there.

@lindsaylohan:

Ok well can I ask for one other thing?

@realDonaldTrump:

Mean Girls 2?

@lindsaylohan

💗💗💗

@realDonaldTrump

No problem. I’m cutting healthcare for 22 million people so I’ll have some cash to spare. I’ll have my people draft a bill. I can do that, right?

@lindsaylohan

Probably! You’re president! #FollowForFollow?

Susan Velazquez

Susan is a recent college grad and writer who enjoys all things from the 1980s, snarking on dumb television, and reveling in celebrity gossip. Oh, and she has serious interests like reading historical fiction, getting involved in social issues, and consuming French fries.

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  • Murry Chang

    Gonna have to call foul on this: Nobody Twitts in full sentences, especially our President.