Signs And Wonders: The Dudepocalypse Is At Hand
1) An Arizona law banning ferrets from being brought into restaurants has gone into effect. The measure
stems from efforts to narrow the number of species considered “service animals,” Capital Media Services reported Monday.
Laws previously allowed several types of animals to be claimed as “service animals” and brought into restaurants and other facilities by people with disabilities, but the new law restricts the designation to dogs and miniature horses.
While ferrets are no longer allowed in restaurants, it is still apparently legal for Germans to wave them menacingly at unsuspecting bathers.
In North Charleston, South Carolina, police arrested a woman Monday night “after she allegedly stabbed her roommate multiple times for refusing to stop playing music by the classic rock band The Eagles.”
Vernett Bader, 54, stabbed her 64-year-old roommate — who was also her former boyfriend — with a serrated kitchen knife after he refused to turn off the Eagles and told her to “shut up.” The roommate and his brother forced her to drop the knife, but she obtained another and continued to stab him several times in the arm and hand. Police say all three were intoxicated.
Readers are urged to be on the lookout for fucking nihilists.