VIDEO: Sharknado (2013)

by · March 7, 2014

We’re sorry...

This video is no longer available due to the shutdown of Blip.tv.

It instantly became a cult classic on social media, and now there’s not a single person on the Internet who hasn’t talked about this movie. But since some people are still on the fence about watching it, what the hell, here’s a review!

Scroll down to comment on this video...

Tags:

You may also like...

  • TheRedWorm

    Shague: a plague of parasites that causes sharks. Best scene: a dude sneezes a fucking shark into someone’s face.

  • Jerkyoz

    Your voice wants to make me shoot something with a very large gun.

    • TheRedWorm

      Easy solution: Don’t watch any more videos by him.

    • The Horror Guru

      Your voice makes me want to lick you all over. 😉

    • Jerry Nava

      To each their own man, but it seems to me someone is really compensating for something! It’s ok buddy, don’t feel ashamed 🙂

    • $36060516

      Please call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. 1-800-273-8255

  • danbreunig

    Mars and Jupiter (the planets, not the Sailor Moon Scouts) line up for the first time in several centuries, their gravities tugging and pulling millions of asteroids out of the Great Asteroid Belt between the two planets. The asteroids are clustered into groups of millions of meteoroids spiraling away towards Earth. Each massive swarm of meteoroids drifts dangerously close past Earth, then another group, and another, and another, each group bigger, faster, and closer than the one before.

    With each pass, the tectonic plates are affected, causing massive quakes, eruptions, and tsunamis worldwide, creating the scenario from the movie 2012 two years after the title–thus supplying the mockbuster element. Catastrophic as this is, the disaster doesn’t end there.

    Along with more tidal destruction, more ocean water is violently pulled further and further towards the atmosphere. Whatever debris and lifeforms contained in the oceans are constantly lifted and then dropped worldwide across sea and land. All around the planet people and property already damaged and destroyed from the ongoing destruction face the new threat of millions of sharks falling and flaming like so many meteors upon them.

    I call it “Shooting Sharks”. Bonus points for getting the song reference.

    • Jerry Nava

      Just letting you know your idea is fantastic and so fleshed out I’d like to see it in an Asylum movie xD

      • danbreunig

        Hey thanks. I don’t think I could put that possibility past them.

  • MichaelANovelli

    An explosion in a molasses factory!

  • CaptainCalvinCat

    Hey, what about a Shark-Nami? A tsunami, that is washing sharks ashore.

  • Necroglobule

    Sharkquake

  • David A. Scott Jr.

    They should do an aquatic zombie outbreak movie where the victims get mouth sores that turn their normal teeth into shark teeth. The title? SHERPES.

  • Juan Pedro

    meteor storm + sharks = SHARKMAGEDOON!!!

  • CaptainCalvinCat

    An alien-invasion of intelligent, space-sharks. Only help: The friendly dolphins.
    Title: Sharks vs. Dolphins.

  • Dennis Fischer

    I prefer the title Film Renegado to The Taco Perspective, for what it’s worth. Though I typically abjure Syfy channel movies, I did find SNARKADO to be incredibly entertainingly stupid. Ferris wheels roll up hill to create damage, sharks swim through the drainage ditch called The L.A. River, and up through the sewer system to the Hills of Beverly, and tornados can be stopped instantly by dropping time bomb propane tanks into them….the stupidity never stops! You wish to see a man chainsaw himself out of a shark–then this is the movie to see. Now if I could only figure out why John Heard decides to take his barstool with him everywhere he goes….
    How about Sharks + Snowpocalypse = Sharkpocalypse! Snark central gold for certain!

Advertisements