VIDEO: Sailor and the 7 Ballz: The Deleted Scenes

For his 54th episode, which, mathematically, is the most important episode of all, Mendo finally finishes what he started by bringing you the last bits of horror to be scraped out of the worst hentai of all time (including deleted scenes that were extras on the DVD, and footage that wasn’t in the version of the film originally reviewed)! It’s cheaper than therapy! For him, anyway. Keep an eye out for Sursum Ursa, and a tribute to the Bunny Perspective after the show!

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  • danbreunig

    Maybe I won’t sleep well tonight…because I just saw Lara Croft and Austin Powers dancing to Bad Moon Rising as performed by the Moomins…thanks for the Fansong to keep me on solid ground.

    • david F white

      I am still here!! YOU gave me the strength to keep going!! Check out my facebook page for my apology!! Again i am so sorry!!

      • danbreunig

        Well, thank you. And I’m sorry if I may have gotten a bit rough the last time; that first message came out of nowhere and shocked me, so I wasn’t sure what to think, just that I hope you’d rethink it. It sounds like you did, and I’m happy that you’re still here.

        Whoever helps give you the strength to keep it up, please listen to them, even if those people may be out here in the Internet world. I remember you saying how shitty life was in Jersey, so at least you can use your computer as a tool to look for help beyond.

        Thank you again for your message! I’m not on Facebook (yet–I’m still having butterflies about joining), but I do believe your word, and it really humbles me to know that I made a difference for the better to someone else–just like how Sofie made a difference to me when she shared her own depression stories in her vlogs, and gave me the courage to come out of my own shell. I’ve been writing in the AB forums with her and eventually with everyone else in the Booth since then, and doing so is getting me closer to working more and more on my once-lost ambitions. Maybe it can happen to you, too.

        You know, if anything you should certainly also write to Sofie about this. I know she may have spoken a bit strict the last time, and I may have sounded that way myself last time, but in her case she really knows what she’s talking about, and I’ll leave it at that. Just try talking to her again and let her know what happened since.

    • MichaelANovelli

      Dethklok makes everything better!

      • danbreunig

        Yes they sures makes everything betters!

  • Muthsarah

    Mendo-sama, any word on the vid I sent’cha? Gonna review it? ETR? Even watched it yet? I kinda hope you’d review it. Hence the Paypal and the USPS and all. I’m not powerful. I can’t threaten you. But I can inquire, so inquire I shall.

    • MichaelANovelli

      It’s on my to-watch list, to be sure! ^_^

      I’m planning on getting to that as soon as I knock-out the next Requested Review. My schedule is ten kinds of crazy, what with being back in school and all, but it’s in the queue.

      • Muthsarah

        Splendiferous to hear. An’ there’s another Requested Review before mine? I fig’erd, after the delay, that that business was all over with (’til I stuck my boot back in the door, eleventeenth hour-like). Ain’t heard nuthin’ about that other review. How back-logged are you, exactly?

        But have you even seen it yet? Takes not but two hours. For what it’s worth, I’d prefer if you didn’t rush it an’ all. Better the final article is somethin’ you can be proud of than that you rush it to shut me up.

        An’ yeah, I’m a lil’ drunk too. What? It’s Wednesday. My Friday. Most of the time. Including this time.

        P.S. Just to satiate me, is this something you’d even heard of before? Just wonderin’ how much of a shock it was to you, since apparently I didn’t get an unwrapping feature in a previous vid like the last one.

      • MephLord

        Are you hoping for a Sailor and the 7 Balls 3 now?

        • MichaelANovelli

          They already made it, it’s called Star Ballz. Porn Critic reviewed it. I know it doesn’t seem like a sequel, but the events of Sailor 2 lead directly into it…

  • I think I have seen animated gifs of some of the scenes from that z-grade hentai.

  • gasmaskangel

    I have been actively using the internet in one capacity or another since around the mid 90s. I have seen things, things you can’t even in imagine. I have seen poorly drawn breasts that defy all known laws of physics and biology, I have seen pornography made of dismemberment and balloons, I have even seen great shitting dick-nipples. I believed that I had seen the worst and the best that internet filth had to offer.

    But I have never seen anything as perversely anti-sexy as Sailor and the 7 Ballz. I believe it was actually created by a secret conspiracy of insane abstinence educators seeking to eradicate sex by simply killing the capacity for arousal in the human animal. Just watching the scenes that you’ve shown us has taken four years off of my erection’s life.

    Why then do I find myself searching for a copy? What perverse madness infects me, forcing me to track down the worst non-german pornography in existence? Damn you Mendo. Damn you.

    • MichaelANovelli

      Oh, Kevy, you know you’re glad to have me around! 😉 I make your life more interesting! Or, if you’re in a cynical mood, you could call this my revenge for the time you showed me Glass Ass. Your pick! ^_^

      • Jay_Bay

        Glass Ass……mother of Sheeba

        • MichaelANovelli

          Indeed. We’ve seen some shit!

    • gasmaskangel

      You make me feel like a fucking cenobite. I HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU, NO TEARS PLEASE ITS A WASTE OF GOOD SUFFERING.

      • MichaelANovelli

        And this is why we are friends!

  • MichaelANovelli

    So, how great was Jill, everybody?

    • Hitchmeister

      Jill’s always great.

      I’d forgotten about this. Probably intentionally. Now that you’ve reminded me, I can’t help but wonder what Nycea thinks of it.

      • MichaelANovelli

        She’s staying out of this mess. Probably for the best. LOL

        • MephLord

          I hope reviewing awful animated somewhat legally dubious content becomes your thing. Because Porn Critic has standards after all. And don’t get Renegado to edit it, you’ve tortured him enough and Joey tortures himself enough by living in New Jersey. Cheap shot I know but hey at least he’s not in New York eh?

          • MichaelANovelli

            The hard part is actually finding these…

          • MephLord

            There are two that I ventured upon. Once Upon a Girl and Mania Secret of the Green Tentacles. And I have to blame you for me doing a search and being redirected to both since I had no idea anyone would do anything like that. I also tragically found some Flash Teen Titans footage that I wish I could forget.

          • MichaelANovelli

            Was it the one with Raven and Slade? Because I’ve already seen that one.

          • MephLord

            You need something like Degenerate Corner where you talk about stuff that no one else has the testicular fortitude, except maybe Mick Foley, to ever review. I doubt even Brad Jones would review some of the messed up Flash stuff out there. But then I guess people would start to actively look for it themselves, so it would be unintentional publicity. But the reviews would be pretty funny since I liked your reviews of those two god awful shows that have no erotic value whatsoever.

          • MichaelANovelli

            Well, with stuff like that, there’s not much to review. Just sex.

  • MichaelANovelli

    As this episode suggests, I may have been reading too much creepypasta, lately…