VIDEO: Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987)

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Brought to you by johnnyoldschool.com, it’s Rock n’ Roll Nightmare, an ’80s B-movie about a Canadian hair band named Triton. Written by the band’s lead singer Jon Mikl Thor, its shameless plot holes and horrific dialogue might place it firmly in the “so bad it’s good” category, but the one-eyed penis monsters led by a rubber Satan puppet push it all the way over into awesome. So pull up a chair, grab a can of hair spray, and stop showering completely, because it’s time to relive the very worst of what the ’80s had to offer!

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  • Russell Brin (Facebook sux)

    I’ll post a comment to say one simple thing: This guy is not Thor!  Yeah that’s weak, but the movie seemed even weaker.

    • John Sco

      It was weaker than a baby who has just been hit by a hammer.

  • ElfShotTheFood

    Good stuff. Are you going to review the sequel someday? Apparently it’s something like three completely different movies edited into one.

    I always thought this R&RN remix video was pretty amusing too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKC9ynM45Zg

    • John Sco

      I had no idea there was a sequel! I gotta get my hands on that!

  • The Saxon

    Slowly moving van and no Manos reference?

    Animal on the drumkit and no reference to the muppets, especially since those rubber characters were more or less Muppets as it were?

    And your review comes off a lot like Obscurus Lupa.  Not a bad thing, I guess.  But that’s the vibe I get.