Cut to the palatial municipal building estate of Horst and Horst's Dad. Horny Horst, some chick, and another guy with long greasy hair and an ascot are all sitting on the front porch laughing joyously, letting us know it'll soon be time for them to die.

They make forced laughter for a good long time, then Ascot Guy says, "Believe me, you don't know my wife! She is absolutely insatiable!" Well, looking at who she's married to, I think I can believe it. And then they all laugh some more. Boy, I sure wish I could have heard the lead-up to that punch line.

Ascot Guy's wife tells Horst that her husband loves to embarrass her. She puts her hands on Horst's shoulders as he returns to Laughing Idiot Mode.

Laughing Idiot says, "Haha! Then you don't mind her then having an affair with me?" [!!] Good God. Was there some kind of filmmaking contest where the sleaziest entry won? That's about the only way to explain this movie's existence. Ascot Guy says, "Not with you, not with any other man!"

"And believe me," Ascot Guy says, "There's been a lot of men!" The woman chimes in with, "Plenty of men!" Ooh, that's the girl for me.

"Do I mind it?" Ascot Guy says. "On the contrary, it provides me with my main amusement!" Dude, like, get a hobby or something. Put together model airplanes or something, for Christ's sake. His wife just giggles girlishly and tells Horst to come along so they can amuse her husband Antonio. Horst goes off with her, but drunkenly grumbles that he doesn't want Terry to see. Antonio sleazily cries out, "But it's better if she sees you!"

Horst, with the guy who did his voice putting on an obvious slur, says, "We'll go back to the servant's quarters!" The two then stumble over to what looks like an enclosed patio surrounded by white brick walls. As they head inside, Antonio begs for "one little peek", but Horst drunkenly tells him to stay outside.

Horst enters the enclosed patio as the wife stumbles over to an outdoor bed [?]. He takes off his jacket and she reaches back and slowly unzips her dress. Meanwhile, a frustrated Antonio is on the other side of the wall. He can hear his wife giggling, but since he can't see what's going on, he gets an idea and picks up a chair.

Suddenly, Ana and Angelica ride up out front on a motorcycle. As they dismount, Ana makes a pretty good case for why most girls don't wear miniskirts on motorcycles.

For no reason, they find the gate locked. The two women have dialogue about how unusual it is to find the gate locked, which just calls attention to how it's currently locked for no reason. Angelica calls out to a guy named Jaime just inside the gate. Jaime is wearing a suit, sitting on a stone bench, and possibly reading Kant's Critique of Pure Reason.

Jaime comes over and calls her "Miss Angelica", and notes that it's been six months since they've seen her. Angelica introduces Ana and says she just came by "to say hello to Horst and pick up a few things that I left here six months ago!" Jaime, if she mentions her Kaboodles, it's a lie!

I guess Jaime hesitates, because Angelica immediately pleads with him to let her in, saying that she and Horst used to be close and she'll be leaving in a few days. After a moment, Jaime says, "Mmm... well, alright. I guess it'll be okay!" We'll engrave that on your tombstone, you schmuck.

Angelica runs inside as Ana asks Jaime for a cigarette. As he looks for one, Ana lifts up her skirt to reveal a knife stuck in her panties. Jaime is still looking for that cigarette when Ana grabs him by the shoulder, turns him towards her, and stabs him in the chest, complete with lots of useless quick cuts from the wound to Jaime screaming to Ana. Jaime falls to the ground and Ana says, "Well, that's alright, Jaime. I guess I can do without the cigarette, after all!" Ouch!

She pulls out the knife, now coated in bright red blood, and touches it in a completely out of focus shot. Angelica returns and tells Ana to close the gate, but stay put since Carmela and Susana will be coming along soon.

Then the soundtrack abruptly cuts to a bluesy number as we see Horst and Ascot Guy's Wife lying in bed, both half-naked and just kind of drunkenly (and half-heartedly) cavorting. And you know what they say, "half" naked and "half" cavorting adds up to a "whole" waste of time.

Soon, all four of Satahn's Angels are prowling around the grounds. Horst and the wife continue to motionlessly kiss. It's almost like still frames, to tell you the truth. We pan up to the roof and find Antonio up there [!], strolling down the shingles and trying to catch a better look. He gets to the edge and just watches. Suddenly, Ana appears on the roof behind him.

Then Susana and Blondie (who I'm assuming is Carmela) appear inside the enclosed patio and watch Horst and the wife. Susana pushes Carmela forward, and Carmela grabs Horst by the hair and pulls his head back. Horst yells, "What the hell are you doing?" Susana suddenly has a knife. "I'll show you what we're doing!" She leaps forward and starts viciously stabbing Ascot Guy's wife.

Horst, ever the helpful one, just backs away fearfully. The wife instantly dies and Carmela goes after Horst with the knife, so Horst runs out of the enclosed patio only to be confronted by Angelica and her gun. She shoots round upon round at Horst, and boy, does that gun generate a lot of smoke.

Cut to Antonio on the roof begging Ana for his life. "Please! Don't do anything crazy! I have some good stuff here! Somewhere in my pockets! Where... where the hell is it?" So take that as a word of warning: Having too many pockets could cost you your life one day. Take heed, people who buy cargo pants at Old Navy.

Ana approaches Antonio with a knife, which is followed by quick cuts between Antonio screaming and Horst running into the woods. Then we see three of Satahn's Angels chase after Horst.

Instantly, we cut to the four women all gathered around Horst, who's now tied to a tree. I gotta say, it's not looking real good here. For Horst, that is. For those of us who've waited an hour to see him die a horrible, bloody death, things have never looked better.

Angelica tosses a bullwhip [!] over to Susana. For no particular reason, Ana yanks Horst around by the hair for a while. Eventually, Susana starts whipping Horst, causing red makeup streaks to appear on his chest. Cue Indiana Jones theme!

Susana then pulls something out of her waistband and hands it to Angelica. Based on what happens next, I'm guessing it's a straight razor, but we're never given a clear shot of it.

Angelica walks over to Horst, and all of a sudden we hear him yelping in pain. We get close-ups of the three girls just looking on in fascination. Meanwhile, Angelica has a goofy look of total concentration on her face. Horst cries out, so I guess we can assume that Horny Horst will be horny no more.

Meanwhile, Ana chews on her lip. Carmela looks like she's about to puke. Susana makes evil eyes. After about a minute of this, we abruptly cut to the inside of the house. Ana and Angelica casually stroll in and make their way upstairs. They walk into a bedroom and find Terry in bed with Horst's Dad [??]. Huh? Say what? Since when did the two of them have a thing going?

Angelica sits down on the bed and kisses Terry on the cheek. Terry instantly awakes and Angelica puts the knife to her throat. Horst's Dad yells, "What are you up to, you two?" You crazy kids! Who are you... Eichmann??

Ana waves the gun at him, ordering him to get out of bed. "Angelica!" Horst's Dad says, while oddly looking at Ana. "You're scaring the hell out of Terry!" Meanwhile, Terry pleads for her life. "What good does it do to torment me like this?" Well, since you put it that way...

Angelica says, "No good!" She runs the extremely blunt knife down the front of Terry's sheet. We see the bloody knife poking her stomach, and immediately cut to Horst's Dad looking horrified. He falls out of his chair and makes a face like he's about to choke on his own tongue. "Upstairs... uh... my checkbook! Name the amount... uhh.. it's yours!" Sure, okay, so should I go ahead and make that check out to "Homicidal Cult Girls"?

Ana points the gun at him and tells him to shut up, but Horst's Dad clasps his hands together and shouts, "And my private plane to take you away!" Does it have a wet bar? Ana again tells him to shut up, and he actually does shut up, but she shoots him anyway. Horst's Dad collapses, the victim of a bloodless wound to the chest.

Angelica still has her knife pointed at Terry's stomach. She cries, "Is that his?" Who? The dad's? I don't think that's even possible. Terry was pregnant before she even met Horst's Dad. Terry says it is, and Angelica screams, "So you two go and join him!" She stabs her in the belly and we cut to Terry screaming. Her voice dissolves into a weird echo and eventually fades out.