“If you only watch one episode of Mister T this year, it might as well be this one.”

In the third installment of this blockbuster franchise, we finally learn that Superman is an angry drunk who prefers unprotected sex with strangers.

"Let it be known that I will be casting the first stone. Directly at Worf's head."

"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."

"The essential component of Mr. T's philosophy is that all of life's difficulties can be solved by doing squats."

"Woody can’t see, Spike teleports, space is warped, and a robotic Mr. T trades quips with the real one."

"They call me the seeker/I've been searching low and high/I won't find what I'm after/'till the day I die..."

"Writing this kind of dialogue and actually putting it on film should be an offense punishable by a good old-fashioned Korean caning."

"Look, Michael. I talked to Annie. She's okay, Michael. For the love of God, Annie is okay!"

"The guys who wrote that Hallmark card called. They'd like their crappy poetry back now."

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

This movie. Goes by. So slowly.

"Tom is driving a very spiffy '62 Corvette that predictably turns out to be the very best thing about the movie. Showing it this early and never again was not a wise move."

"Who knew you only needed twelve buttons to control an entire person?"

"It's going to nothing you to death!"

"If you've never seen a duck driving a fire truck carrying a pig, a goat, and a chicken, well... You have now."

"Hey, just wait and see how long it takes you to go on a murderous rampage when no one will help you finish a crossword puzzle."

"A year before this movie, KISS was on top of the world. A year after, gravity started to catch up. Perhaps this film was the peak, as well as a good reason to jump from one."

"Looking at the end credits, it turns out the guy eaten next to the Blockbuster was a cameo by screenwriter David Koepp. Fitting punishment, I'd say."

"He's not just outrageous, he's nutrageous!"