Another installment in the Worst of Trek!

Stars: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, Laurence Luckinbill.

In a nutshell: “I’m really annoyed at how this movie is making me question the competence of every single human being in the universe.”

Posted on: Monday, June 22, 2009.

Stars: Mr. T, Phil LaMarr, and George Clooney as Sparky the Dog.

In a nutshell: “If you only watch one episode of Mister T this year, it might as well be this one.”

Posted on: Monday, June 29, 2009.

Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke, Taylor Lautner.

In a nutshell: "No matter how good of a job the director did, and no matter how hard the screenwriters worked, nobody else's talent is ever going to fix the middle-aged woman's disturbing sparkly wank-dream that is Twilight."

Posted on: Monday, May 25, 2009.

Stars: Mr. T, Phil LaMarr.

In a nutshell: "If you've never seen a duck driving a fire truck carrying a pig, a goat, and a chicken, well... You have now."

Posted on: Tuesday, June 2, 2009.

Stars: Mr. T, Phil LaMarr.

In a nutshell: "Hey, just wait and see how long it takes you to go on a murderous rampage when no one will help you finish a crossword puzzle."

Posted on: Thursday, June 4, 2009.

Stars: Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, Jaden Smith, Kathy Bates, John Cleese.

In a nutshell: For the role of an alien incapable of feeling emotions, they cast the Hollywood actor least capable of expressing them.

Posted on: Monday, January 26, 2009.

Stars: Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, Chris O'Donnell.

In a nutshell: The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.

Posted on: Monday, November 17, 2008.

Stars: John Travolta, Cynthia Rhodes, Finola Hughes.

In a nutshell: "I think we may have seen more of John Travolta's crotch in this 96-minute film than Kelly Preston has in the entire time she's been married to him."

Posted on: Monday, March 9, 2009.

Stars: Zac Efron, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale.

In a nutshell: "What are friends for, if not to murder your dreams before making them come true?"

Posted on: Thursday, October 23, 2008.

An Agony Booth MEGA RECAP!

Stars: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Seann William Scott, Wallace Shawn, Justin Timberlake, and many more!

In a nutshell: "It would all be so sinister, if I gave a shit."

Posted on: Monday, December 22, 2008.

Stars: Jennifer Garner, Goran Visnjic, Kirsten Prout, Will Yun Lee.

In a nutshell: "'Born to fight. Trained to kill.' Written to bore."

Posted on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009.

Stars: Adam Campbell, Jayma Mays, Faune Chambers, Kal Penn, Jennifer Coolidge, Darrell Hammond, Fred Willard.

In a nutshell: A spoof in the tradition of Airplane!, if someone had replaced the first three reels of Airplane! with The Sorrow and the Pity.

Posted on: Sunday, April 6, 2008.

Another installment in the Worst of Trek!

Stars: Terry Farrell, Brett Cullen, Nana Visitor, Armin Shimmerman, Jeffrey Combs.

In a nutshell: "Yep, a Star Trek episode is going for a lighthearted tone, which can only mean one thing: Deep hurting… deep hurting!"

Posted on: Monday, September 29, 2008.

Stars: The voices of Jessalyn Gilsig, Cary Elwes, Gary Oldman, Eric Idle, Don Rickles, Jane Seymour, Pierce Brosnan.

In a nutshell: "What people who hate Western animation think the whole genre is like."

Posted on: Sunday, September 14, 2008.

Stars: Ed Speleers, Jeremy Irons, Robert Carlyle, John Malkovich, Rachel Weisz.

In a nutshell: "Why exactly did this movie turn out so terrible? Well, aside from the poor source material they were working with, it's pretty clear what doomed the movie: they just didn't give a shit."

Posted on: Sunday, September 16, 2007.

Another installment in the Worst of Trek!

Stars: Scott Bakula, John Billingsley, Jolene Blalock, Linda Park, Connor Trineer.

In a nutshell: "This episode will not be presented in real time. It'll only feel that way."

Posted on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008.

Stars: Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Nick Nolte, Sam Elliott, Josh Lucas.

In a nutshell: "This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."

Posted on: Sunday, June 8, 2008.

Stars: Justin Ipock, Laurie Maria Baranyay, Stephan Wolfert, Stan Klimecko, John F. Henry III.

In a nutshell: Mr. George A. Romero would like to disavow any involvement with the following.

Posted on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008.

Stars: Jason James Richter, Melody Kay, Tracey Ellis, Jack Black.

In a nutshell: "Devoid of more source material to butcher, the filmmakers apparently decided to ignore what had come before and knock-off Power Rangers."

Posted on: Sunday, July 13, 2008.

An Agony Booth MEGA RECAP!

Stars: John Travolta, Barry Pepper, Forest Whitaker.

In a nutshell: "Every shot is tilted at a different angle. I'd call this 'jarring', but I'd worry about offending jars."

Posted on: Sunday, March 9, 2008.

Another installment in the Worst of Trek!

Stars: Robert Duncan McNeill, Kate Mulgrew, Robert Picardo, Roxann Dawson, Jennifer Lien.

In a nutshell: "Brannon Braga calls this one 'a royal, steaming stinker'. And when the guy who wrote the episode says that, it's pretty hard to disagree."

Posted on: Wednesday, September 27, 2006.

Stars: Reb Brown, Cisse Cameron, John Phillip Law, Cameron Mitchell.

In a nutshell: "Why does this movie have to be so stupid? It must be the Law of the Universe, the Law of the Galaxy."

Posted on: Wednesday, September 17, 2008.

Another installment in the Worst of Trek!

Stars: Scott Bakula, Jolene Blalock, Connor Trinneer, Dominic Keating, Linda Park, John Billingsley, Dey Young.

In a nutshell: "It's pretty sad that the only real nod we've had to space travel thus far has been the use of navigational terms as an aid to sexual harassment."

Posted on: Wednesday, July 23, 2008.