R. Kelly Would Like You To Know He Is Really Good At Doing Sex

R. Kelly has a new song out, and it is helpfully called “Sex Genius” so that you don’t have any uncertainty about what it might be about.

How can you not love a song with such clarity, lyric-wise:

I’m blessed with the insight to please your body/
Tonight you’re lying with a sex genius.

This would be the greatest R. Kelly sex jam ever except that R. Kelly already recorded “Ignition,” which is stone cold one of the best sex jams ever:

Sorry, R. Kelly. Your new song is awesome, but it is way less awesome than that song by R. Kelly. Solid effort though.

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  • Guest

    Well, he’s no Tommy Jaronda.

  • Dr.Zoidberg

    Well, he’s no Tommy Jaronda.

  • $73376667

    Because who other than a genius could have thought of peeing on teenagers?

  • Guest

    Wha hoppen to actual music? Is gone to ground.