R.I.P. AMERICA (1776 - 2017)
We finally really did it! But come on, how many systems of government last for 241 years straight? I think we did a pretty good job, all things considered. But it’s all over now, baby blue. I’m tempted to say this is the worst day for the United States since 9/11, but then I’m reminded that 9/11 was just one day, whereas a Trump presidency is going to traumatize us all for the next four years. And I, for one, can’t wait to find out which utterly clueless serial groper we elect in 2020.