VIDEO: Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon “Act 19”

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It’s a special Valentines Day episode of Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon! Love drama abounds! Some bratty kid shows up! Tuxedo Mask might be a creepy pedophile! And they really should give the turtle guy his own spin-off, ’cause he holds this show together.

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TV Show: Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon

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  • Jay_Bay

    That cover pic is unusually creepy….oh well, onto the review.

    • Magdalen

      Unsettleling, isn’t it? muahaha

      • CaptainCalvinCat

        Actually, I like that. It is quite sweet. ^^

        • Jay_Bay

          Honestly, no joke, I am very suspicous and unsettled for people who act or emote extreme happiness/niceness. Not a fear or anything like that, I don’t freak out over a clown, but someone who display like “princess” cuteness to another adult I’m like what’s their ploy, what are they after…

          Man, I am not getting my point across. Just forget it.

          • Magdalen

            No it makes sense. Like people who act that way are being manipulative.

          • Jay_Bay

            I blame movies like the Stepford Wives. And my boiling paranoia lol

  • Jay_Bay

    So, the turtle guy got a gift for the turtle to give to the turtle’s gf….and that is STILL not the weirdest turtle scene. Da Hell?

    Holy shit, that’s child done lost it. She plays for keeps…

    Dude, I know Tuxedo Mask is an airhead but I don’t think he is THAT dense.

    And Sailor Moon Says…..oh, she’s doing it herself. Oh…….then I just go….now…..

    • JD

      No it is not.

  • Tora_Chan

    Um, It says the raffle ends on March 18, don’t you mean May 18?

    • Magdalen

      crud! Okay I fixed it. I MAY have been extraordinarily drunk when I uploaded last night…

  • CaptainCalvinCat

    Uuuuuh, Sailor Moon is out to kick some youma-behind and taking names today, isn’t she? ^^
    I like the winking, she did. ^^

    Greets

    Cal

  • JD

    Oh so many plot points were moved forward today.

  • Thomas Stockel

    “I will not lose to that woman.”

    Priceless.

    • Jay_Bay

      I know. That child don’t shiv, yo!

      • TheCrazyFish

        It would have resolved so many plot points too. The little girl murders Mamoru’s fiancee, so she can be with the little boy, and that means Usagi can be with Mamoru…

        And then Makoto and the little girl must fight a battle to the death to determine who is the better serial killer! Incidentally, don’t worry about the muffler she gave to Turtle Guy. It was dyed with TURTLE POISON!

        …I think there’s something wrong with me.

        • Jay_Bay

          Nope. PGSM can get to you like that.

      • TiakerAvelonna

        Would not want to meet her alone in a dark alley. DAYMN.

  • TheCrazyFish

    I am once again just… astounded by Beryl’s complete and utter incompetence.

    Clearly the only reason Beryl isn’t dead yet is because Usagi sucks just as hard. Seriously, screaming “I’m gonna transform into Sailor Moon!” at the top of her lungs in front of a bunch of people including Mamoru was bad enough, but now she literally transforms in the middle of a crowded street.

    It would be like if Bruce Wayne stopped the Joker in the middle of downtown Gotham, screamed “I’m Batman!” at him, and then started changing into his Batman costume right there.

    • Jay_Bay

      Bruce Wayne: JUSTICE!!!!

      Alfred: Master Wayne, is it wise to chase the Joker down the street as yourse…

      Bruce: I’M BATMAN!!

      Alfred: Oh dear…

      • CaptainCalvinCat

        Hmmmm…

        perhaps the transformation sequence does more than transform the characters. What if this “maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars powaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”-scream initiates a time-space-whatchamadoodle-thingie, that somehow enters into the mind of those people standing around and changes their perception, erases the memory that before Sailor Mars was there batteling the evil youma and looking sexy as hell while kicking ass, there was a woman that screamed “maaaaaaaaaaaaaaars powaaaaaaaaaa”?

        After all that’d be at least SOME explanation. ^^
        the other one is more pragmatic… nobody cares. ^^
        And I almost like that reason more.
        Japanese people doing their job, going through the motions, next to them a youma appears,
        Rei transforms into Sailor Venus, kicking ass, taking names, and they go: “Meh, yeah, there is a woman in a school uniform battling with a demon… but you know what? Today is monday, I have other things to care about.”

        • TiakerAvelonna

          You’ll find out towards the end of the series that they can transform in real time. Rei screams her transformation phrase and starts running. Five seconds later she’s Mars…and you watch the whole thing.

          I prefer your second explanation. It’s Japan. They see this crap all the time. XD

        • TheCrazyFish

          For the first one, that sounds very similar to the explanation for why no one realizes Clark Kent is Superman. (Hypnosis powers, amplified by special glasses.) It’s also… kind of lame.

          I do like the second explanation, though. I wonder what a call to 911 is like in that universe?

          “Police department, how can I help you?”

          “Yes, help, please! Someone has broken into my house and I think he wants to kill me!”

          “Oh, boohoo, ya crybaby. Last week a demon tried to eat my soul, and the week before that Godzilla stomped on my house. And you’re scared of some guy with a knife? Call back when you’ve got a REAL emergency. *click*”

  • TiakerAvelonna

    Half your age plus seven. Plus, I’m not sure Mamoru is supposed to be quite that old. Maybe.

    I love how Minako is kept down by Nephrite’s half-assed boot on her back. She ain’t THAT sick.

    • JD

      About to graduate College 22-24.
      still a bit old for a middle school girl.
      I Mean this isn’t Kentucky

      • TheCrazyFish

        Nonsense! Age differences are nothing compared to TRUE LOVE! It wouldn’t matter if she was 8 and he was 50!

        …wait, why are you calling the police?

      • TiakerAvelonna

        Hrm. I missed the about to graduate part.

        • JD

          he promised Hina’s father he would marry Hina after graduation.
          this is a huge plot point for later i wont ruin for you.

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  • I wonder if there is also a White Chocolate Day special.

  • Jay_Bay

    As for Rei being the worst psychic ever:

    I dunno, that Sylvia Browne lady is feeling mighty salty right now…

    • Magdalen

      ALMOST made that crack, but I thought it was in poor taste for a comedy show.

      • Jay_Bay

        I apologize if it was…..but any knock on psychics for being the frauds (almost all of them are) is a good thing.

  • The_Stig

    How do you say “Why don’t you have a seat right over there?” in Japanese?

    • JD

      Sailor Moon Says: あなたは正しいあそこに席を持っていない理由

  • Jason Withrow

    Well said indeed, TheDiva!

    Wow, when you said the muffler would be a plot point I thought you meant for that one episode? I’m pretty sure it’s had more screen time than Jadeite since. Might as well get it its own trailer, next to the turtle.

    • The_Stig

      I hope she didn’t pay a lot for that muffler.