With Paula Patton And Robin Thicke Divorcing, Whom Will He Have To Cheat On Now?
The borderline illiterate intern who posts at sleazeball gossip site CrazyDaysAndNights.net is probably weeping bitter tears at the tragic passing of the marriage of actress Paula Patton and her husband Robin Thicke. How will they post constant “blind” items that Robin Thicke porks every lady ever that is not his wife?
Since Thicke was always superduper public about groping and grinding on more women than Newt Gingrich has divorced on their deathbeds, we just kind of always assumed, hey, maybe they just have an open marriage and we are all adults here PEOPLE? So maybe they didn’t, because they are splitsville now. Or maybe they DID, and it was all cool until “Blurred Lines” went ultra-zirconium, and maybe that kind of fame turned him into a giant nightmare monster. We have no idea! We really know nothing about the two, honestly, I mean, who sits around thinking about Robin Thicke and Paula Patton?
We really mostly just posted this item so we can run the “Blurred Lines” unrated video, which we find juicy and sexy and delightful and fun, and we don’t care if the men are clothed and arglebargle RAPE CULTURE. Fuck it, one more seizure of our Feminist Card isn’t gonna make a difference now.
[People / photo from PRPhotos]