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Blood Splattered Cinema
Hosted by: Horror Guru
The Horror Guru reviews the bloodiest, wildest, and weirdest horror that cinema has to offer!
Cartoon Palooza
Hosted by: Joey Tedesco
A satirical review show where a guy from Jersey watches and criticizes cartoons, including everything from comic books to animated movies. Whatever it is, Joey will either tell you to run out and see it... or fughetabouit!
The Count Jackula Show
Hosted by: Count Jackula
There are vampires, and there are men from outer space, but there is only one vampire from outer space! Join Count Jackula from the Planet Drakula as he explains the ins and outs of horror, from the mythic to the modern. Blood, off-color humor, and an obsession with Elvira are in store for you!
The Examined Life (of Gaming)
Hosted by: Roland Thompson
Just when video games were getting good, the late '90s and early '00s came along. The Examined Life (of Gaming) dares to delve into the good, the bad, and the value-priced games of this dark period, and sometimes we find something worth playing!
The Film Renegado
Hosted by: Film Renegado
Coming to you from south of the border, it's the Film Renegado! A civil engineer with a cinephile complex, the Film Renegado uses movies made in Mexico or by Mexican directors to share bits from his country's culture, past and present. You will both learn and be entertained! How cool is that?
Friday Night Fright Flicks
Hosted by: Count Jackula & Horror Guru
Welcome, fright knights, to Friday Night Fright Flicks! Join your hosts Count Jackula and the Horror Guru as they stumble their way through current horror releases, letting you know which ones are worth the price of admission.
Good Bad Flicks
Hosted by: Cecil Trachenburg
Good Bad Flicks is a show not only dedicated to rare movies, but also forgotten classics and misunderstood box office bombs. Your host Cecil takes you through each movie, discussing the promotional materials, and taking a look at what went on behind the scenes. With a healthy dose of Irish sarcasm, he throws a few jabs at even his most cherished favorites.
The Graphic Novel Picture Show
Hosted by: Sybil Pandemic
Your host Solkir presents The Graphic Novel Picture Show, a retrospective of the history of comic book movies!
The Movie Skewer
Hosted by: Team Agony Booth
From the makers of the Agony Booth™ comes The Movie Skewer, where terrible movies are roasted over an open flame for your enjoyment. Watch the very first online review/recap series that’s too much for one host to handle!
Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack
Hosted by: Michael A. Novelli
Need a healthy dose of cynicism from a guy whose face you can barely see? Then Mr. Mendo’s your man! Whether a movie suffers from Hype Backlash, Intellectual Dishonesty, or is just Complete Shit, Mr. Mendo is there. Mr. Mendo wasn‘t raised in this country, so he takes nothing for granted: if something ain‘t right, he’ll nose it out. So join him as he takes on Oscar winners and legendary flops alike in front of a blanket suspended between his couch and recliner!
Stuff You Like
Hosted by: Sursum Ursa
Stuff You Like is an original show where redhead Sursum Ursa waxes enthusiastic about movies, TV shows, and anything else that comes to mind! Expect singing, snarky subtitles, random pictures she finds on the internet, and lots of fangirling!
Terror Obscura
Hosted by: Fear Fan
Terror Obscura is a show dedicated to exploring the best and worst horror films ever made. While some shows are content to just mock bad films, this one isn't afraid to take even the most sacred of cows to the slaughterhouse. If you like horror, humor, or if you're just looking to find some titles you might want to rent, Terror Obscura is the show for you!
Tom's Retrophilia
Hosted by: Thomas Stockel
Is he a connoisseur of vintage media, or just a bitter old man trapped in the past?  Either way, tune in and watch Tom take a look at the movies and television shows from a time when he was actually in the target audience!
The Unusual Suspect
Hosted by: Unusual Suspect
The Unusual Suspect reviews popular movies, and tears 'em apart! They may be good, but no movie is perfect, and there's always things you may have overlooked and hadn't thought about. So join the Suspect as he exploits and ridicules the films you know and love. Just don't kill him for it!
What We Had to Watch
Hosted by: Il Neige
Il Neige is a smart-ass with a love-hate relationship with movies from the new millennium. Sure, reviews can be fun or cathartic, but there's also the risk of the occasional Twi-hard invasion or fireball to the face! ...That's how these things usually go, right? So join Il Neige as he braves the cinematic dangers that lie just beyond the fourth wall to critique the best and worst of 21st century filmmaking!
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James Bond: 5 Great Moments of Unintentional Humor
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James Bond: 5 Great Moments of Unintentional Humor

With the new James Bond film Skyfall coming out, I thought it would be a good time to examine a few of my favorite moments from the franchise. Not the moments that are necessarily good, mind you. I’m talking the moments that made me laugh, even though that probably wasn’t what the filmmakers were going for.

Now, as you might have guessed from reading my stuff over the years, I have a rather... offbeat sense of humor. Thanks to this, there are certain things I’m almost certain that I, and I alone find funny.

Which totally explains why I’m writing a 2,000+ word article that anyone with an internet connection and the ability to read can see.

Let’s get on with it, shall we?

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Quantum of Solace (2008): Trashing My Buddy

In the last Bond outing, Quantum of Solace, our hero went on a roaring rampage of revenge stemming from the events of Casino Royale.

Along the way, his buddy Mathis (Giancarlo Giannini) tags along, and of course, since you can never have James Bond too pissed off, Mathis ends up getting killed. He gets a touching death scene, complete with the usual long speech that we all know is completely doable when the Angel of Death is tapping his foot impatiently and checking his watch.

That’s not the funny part, though. The funny part comes when, after Daniel Craig gets his Oscar clip moment, he deposits the dead body of his friend in a dumpster rather unceremoniously, and then picks his pocket.

Hell, even the Bond Girl calls him on it, which is generally a pretty good sign that you’ve just pulled a real dick move. It’s a bad laugh in what’s a decent enough scene. It just doesn’t work, which can be said for a lot of the movie, sadly.

Goldeneye (1995): We Don’t Need No Stinking Squibs!

For something from a film that actually works, this comes from the opening of Pierce Brosnan’s fantastic debut film Goldeneye... and continues throughout the running time. In general, the violence level in the Bond films has been more or less bloodless, with the occasional dip into the grue when called for.

Perhaps making an attempt to shy away from how rough the previous movie got (shark maulings, an exploding head, Bond setting the bad guy on fire at the end), director Martin Campbell decided to take things in the opposite direction by not hooking the stunt performers up to blood squibs before shooting the gun battles. Hell, you don’t even get puffs of smoke, just an angle of Bond (or Sean Bean, in the beginning) firing at will while stunt guys do their best to replicate the Agony of Defeat guy from the opening to ABC’s Wide World of Sports.

This has the effect of making it look like Russian soldiers—fairly well trained ones, at that—are slipping on banana peels and hurtling backwards while Bond just so happens to be firing his gun wildly while sparks and ricochets are flying everywhere.

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If the banana don’t kill you, the Irish guy with the machine gun will!

It’s pretty damned funny, especially when you consider that the body count in this one is almost on the level of the average Sylvester Stallone flick.

To be fair, it’s handled a bit better later on during a gun battle in a records archive, with tons of paper flying around to take your mind off of it.

But for the most part, this may be the one Bond film where 007 apparently gets most of his body count by way of ricochet shots off pipes and doors.

The Man with the Golden Gun (1974): Bond vs. Nick Nack

Now this is the one thing on this list I can call actively bad. It’s also the one moment that probably was intended to be funny, but the fact that it’s so awful sends it back in the opposite direction. It’s funny because it’s so amazingly un-funny.

Caption contributed by Ed
And here we have two classically trained English actors wondering why this movie is so goddamned bad.

The Man with the Golden Gun is as close as the series has come to having a movie where you finish it and think to yourself, “What the hell was all that about?”

And no, the ’67 Casino Royale doesn’t count. In that case, you’re asking yourself that question five minutes in. Two totally different reactions, I assure you.

Our own Mr. Mendo has torn this movie a new ass already, so I won’t belabor the point. Let me just add that if ever there was a case of a movie being a missed opportunity, this would be it. A good alternate title would have been How to Take a Perfectly Good Christopher Lee Performance and Blow it Out Your Ass!

As to this entry, it concerns the end of the movie, in which Bond faces off against Scaramanga’s henchman Nick Nack (Hervé Villechaize). Don’t ask me why the world’s greatest assassin needs a henchman, though given that he went for a dwarf with good cooking skills, it could just be that while he may be the world’s deadliest assassin, he still can’t cook for shit. I’d love to have heard the phone conversation though. I would imagine it involved much stammering and awkward pauses.

Either way, after offing Scaramanga and blowing his island up, Bond and his latest conquest escape on a boat, naturally getting ready for a session of celebratory banging.

The nookie session is interrupted by, you guessed it, the little prick in the waiter’s outfit, and Bond ends up... Jesus, I can feel my IQ dropping as I type this... He ends up chasing Tattoo from Fantasy Island around the stateroom for a minute or two, as everyone in the audience wonders, “What the hell happened here?”

To be fair, the character actually works fairly well for nine-tenths of his screentime, as Villechaize managed to bring a certain air of mystery to the character. Not menace, mind you, but he did as good with the part as anybody else would have. I kind of like the idea of a henchman whose job duties include hiring gunmen to try and kill his boss, on the off chance they’ll get lucky and leave him with the man’s estate.

The fight, though (and calling it that is generosity the likes of which one doesn’t normally find) is bafflingly stupid, as Bond ends up trapping the little guy in a suitcase after dodging a flurry of wine bottles being thrown at him, after which he puts him in a cage tied at the top of the ship’s mast.

Even when I saw this as a kid, I remember thinking, “This is not really a satisfying ending.” And when a nine year old is questioning your judgment as a filmmaker... Damn.

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