“It’s a delightful kind of weird that indulges itself and immerses us completely in a different universe, making the movie feel timeless and something that ought to be recognized as an instant classic.”
I blame Dinkleberg! Joey reviews the latest (and hopefully last) live-action Fairly Odd Parents movie.
“See what happens when humans decide to build whole societies around single isolated virtues and really boring color-coordinated wardrobes.”
A review of the latest found-footage masterpiece, and a few words about some upcoming horror releases.
“Only once is the idea even brought up that maybe the world ‘isn’t ready for this’, which is immediately shot down with a line that made me want to stand up and cheer: ‘Knowledge doesn’t cause chaos; ignorance does.’”
A brief editorial about the recent Ninja Turtles film, and why you should just give it a freaking break, already!
In this episode of Fright Bites, the Fear Fan takes a look at the recent slasher movie musical Stage Fright, a gory good time that receives his fullest recommendation.
Our reviewers have seen the newest Marvel movie. Has it exceeded expectations? Find out in these videos!
“It’s just as ridiculous as it sounds and looks. Which in all honesty is what makes it great.”
“The new RoboCop is a starkly dramatic tale of a man-machine hybrid struggling to retain his humanity. This is actually a pretty interesting concept for a movie. But it doesn’t feel much like RoboCop.”
A new Transformers movie has come out, and Mr. Mendo very passionately has no idea what to make of it!
Joey and the Animated Heroine present their different takes on the DreamWorks sequel How to Train Your Dragon 2.
It's here! The long-awaited sequel that nobody wanted. The Baby Squad continues their mission as Big Baby escapes from prison to commit exactly the same crimes as before. Will they finally stop him for good? And why is Jon Voight still in these movies?
The Fear Fan takes a look at the 2014 remake of Godzilla! Was it a titanic success, or just a colossal bore?
Joey relives a nightmare from January, as he takes another look at one of the laziest, uninspired animated movies to come out this year.
“After seeing it, I can safely say this is as close to date rape as Disney is going to get. It seems it was only put forth as a veiled allegory because the movie is for kids. Had it been for adults, it would have just been rape.”
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