Morning Sideboob: Twitter is Rob Kardashian’s Only Friend

Morning Sideboob: Twitter is Rob Kardashian's Only Friend

Poor Thing Needs a Hug

Rob Kardashian is sad. We’re not exactly sure why, because he went all cryptic on Twitter.

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He also deleted everything on his Instagram account.

Mabye it’s because he’s been waging a war against the fat and losing. 260 pounds losing. He’s been trying to work out and even hired a personal trainer, but the guy just can’t drop any L-B’s. He went on “Dancing With the Stars,” for Christ’s sake. Doing the cha cha and foxtrot for 10 hours a day should create some results. Kelly Osbourne lost weight on “DWTS.” Kirstie f’n Alley lost weight on “DWTS.” You know, the “Fat Actress”? What on earth is the boy eating?

Perhaps it’s because his sister is on the cover of Vogue and he designs socks. A sock line that has one customer: Kris Jenner. She gives them to the help to polish the silverware with.

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Then again, it could be because his ex-girlfriend Rita Ora gushed to Elle magazine about how happy current boyfriend Calvin Harris makes her and how she’s never been in love before prior to dating him.

The thing is, with such a big family of siblings, Rob should have all the support he needs. So what if they all packed up and went to Thailand without him? You can still tell they’re all thinking of him.

Here’s Kim thinking about him:

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And Khloe:

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And Kendall:

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Oh, wait, we just received a long-distance dedication here. This song goes out to Rob from the whole klan. They’d like you to know they love you and will be bringing you home a large order of Pad See Ew.

Anderson Cooper Has to Make His Own Millions

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Anderson Cooper isn’t receiveing a dime of his mother Gloria Vanderbilt’s reported $200 million nest egg. He told Howard Stern on his radio show, “My mom’s made it clear to me that, like, there’s no trust fund. There’s none of that.” Something about how his family doesn’t believe in inheriting money, they have to make their own, being given money zaps you of initiative, blah, blah, blah.

How do you think Coop’s mom made all that money? Yeah, she put out crappy jeans in the ’80s, but the bulk of her money was inherited! Greedy, greedy mama.

“Who’s, like, inherited a lot of money that has gone on to do things in our lives?” Anderson asked Howard. “From the time I was growing up, if I felt that there was some like pot of gold waiting for me, I don’t know that I would have been so motivated.”

Here’s the whole interview.

It’s such a noble stance Anderson is taking, right? That’s easy to do when CNN pays you $11 million a year.

We’d be like, “Listen, listen, listen, Gloria! Look it, honey! Give me the money!”

Rihanna Won’t Be Starring in Tyler Perry Presents: Madea Spends Christmas in Jail

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Tyler Perry wants Rihanna in a bad way. No, not like that. That would ruin his “bachelor status.” Wink. He wants her to star in one of his terrible movies. But thankfully, all the smoke hasn’t gone to Riri’s head cuz she keeps telling him no. And we have Whitney Houtson to thank for it.

“Although Tyler has been courting Rihanna for a year and a half, hoping to build a movie around her, she has rejected the idea,” a source close to the star’s business affairs told RadarOnline.com. Rihanna has pointedly avoided meeting with him! According to the source, before Houston’s tragic death in 2012, Rihanna, 26, met her at a party and got her take on Perry’s movies. “Whitney put her off Tyler by warning her bluntly that ‘Tyler’s films are for fading black stars, not rising ones,’” the source said. “Rihanna so respected Whitney because in addition to being one of the biggest pop stars ever, she starred in hit movies such as The Bodyguard.”

Rihanna is too good for what Tyler’s serving. The girl has standards. She wants to save her acting abilities for something epic. A project that may even garner her an Oscar. Something more along the lines of Battleship.

You sunk my acting career!

Sideboob of the Day

It’s Fashion Week in Sao Paulo. No, we’ve never seen anyone actually wear anything like this either.

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  • Mahousu

    It’s a good thing that last picture wasn’t actually taken from the side, or else she would have been invisible. Haha #skinnymodeljoke

    • Khaleesi89

      Relative to the skinny models you get to see most of the time, that girl’s actually just nicely rounded.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Christ, how many Kardashians are there?

    • gullywompr

      Three. And they’re having a great time in Thailand.

  • Hammiepants

    C’mon, I wore that to the 7-E to pick up some milk and donettes.

  • $73376667

    I’m not sure there’s enough actual sideboob in this posting to make up for the pic you lead with.