Morning Sideboob: Samuel L. Jackson Strikes News Anchor Down

News Anchor Mistakes Samuel L. Jackson for Laurence Fishburne

If you’re going to interview Samuel L. Jackson, you’ve gotta be at the top of your game. Hell, you might even get away with being in the middle of your game. But if you’re just going to go on and be a motherfucking idiot, Samuel’s going to put you in your motherfucking place.

KTLA’s Sam Rubin was interviewing the actor yesterday when he asked what it was like doing that Superbowl commercial of his. This one…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vKwvpvEiSY

…the one starring Laurence Fishburne. You tool! Ah, hell no! Samuel was off and running:

We’re told once the cameras cut, Samuel continued his diatribe with:

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my fingers upon thee!

Drum-Off: Will Ferrell versus Chad Smith 

Chad Smith has had enough with people mistaking him for funnyman Will Ferrell and has thrown down the drum gauntlet. The Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer challenged Will to a drum-off.

Will graciously responded:

Hi, Chad. Will Ferrell here. I saw your video and I graciously accept your invitation to a drum battle. If we can raise $300,000 for Cancer for College I will face off with you in the greatest drum vs. cowbell showdown the world has ever seen. We can do it on stage at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert or in front of a mutually convenient public library. Your call. Also, would you rather fight a hundred duck sized ducks or one horse sized horse?

We know Chad has been at it for a long time now, but we just want to remind him what he’s up against.

It’s on a David and Goliath kind of level.

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  • Jaime Oria

    As a recent exile from the late, great Golden State, I recall that grinning invertebrate Sam Rubin was constantly working the showbiz beat. So if at this point in his career he can still blow it like this, what’s he keeping in that head of his? Marshmallow fluff?