Morning Sideboob: Miley Cyrus, Life Coach
Miley Cyrus Offers Justin Bieber Advice
We love us some Miley Cyrus, but if your life is at a point where she’s offering you advice and it actually makes sense, you may want to reassess a few things. Chances are, you’ve taken a hard left on your life’s path when you should’ve stopped, put on your blinker, and cautiously merged right.
The Bangerz babe was on “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” and was asked to throw out some wisdom for her old friend the Biebs. Miley basically said to keep on truckin’…just do it all in the confines of your house…with plenty of hired help.
I would just say, you know, you got a lot of money; pay people to make sure you don’t get in trouble. And party at your house. Buy a house and add a club to it.
The thing is, as Miley goes on to say that while she’s been the center of tons of controversy, you won’t find an image of her strewn amongst the countless mug shots of troubled child stars. She’s got a point.
Next Stop on the Justin Crazy Train
Is that advice from Miley starting to resonate a tad, J? We didn’t think so. The latest details in the ongoing Justin Bieber meltdown go a lil something like this.
After getting arrested in Miami, heading to Panama for a little R&R, and then jetting to Toronto to turn himself in on charges for hitting a limo driver upside the head, JB continues his descent. He boarded his private jet and headed back to the U.S. for some Super Bowl partying but was questioned by customs for five hours in New Jersey because of his two pending criminal cases…and because the plane reeked of weed.
Justin was eventually released and then had to deal with the fallout from a photo making the rounds that shows him and his friend Khalil Sharieff getting up close and personal with a topless stripper at a recent party.
According to sources with direct knowledge … the stripper, who came fully-loaded with giant fake breasts and a classy rainbow-colored Playboy tattoo, was hired to “perform” for Justin and his pals during a party at an L.A. recording studio. During the festivities, Justin and Khalil decided to get a taste of the action … at the same time … with Justin taking a love-bite out of the left mammary for good measure.
Click here to see the NSFW image.
Miley might need to fly in for a Dr.Phil–like intervention STAT.
Jason Biggs Throws His Dog a Bark Mitzvah
As we are all eagerly awaiting the return of the Netflix hit Orange Is the New Black, one of its stars is paying homage to his best friend, Teets. To mark his dog’s 13th birthday, Jason Biggs threw him a Bark Mitzvah at the Sinai Temple in Westwood.
It was complete with blessings of “Baruch ata Adonai” with Biggs. Then, Teets and his fellow pooch buddies noshed on challah.
Jason’s wife, Jenny Mollen, documented the occasion on her Instagram page. Here she is with Teets at the festive event:
Teets is already a star in his own right, having starred with Jenny in “Teets Gets Jealous” for Funny or Die in 2012.