Morning Sideboob: Kardashian Trampoline Kollision
Khloe Sends Kylie to the Emergency Room
It’s all fun and games until your sister who doesn’t know the strength of her own weight sends you flying into the air. The Kardashians were recently enjoying an afternoon of family trampolining when tragedy struck.
It all started out innocent enough with Khloe and Kim bouncing around. Look at Kim demurely jumping in her skirt. Such a lady, that one.
Then Khloe (the trampoline hog) took on her younger sister Kylie, and the roughhousing began.
The action all culminated with Khloe using her deadly cannonball move on the unsuspecting 16-year-old. Ka-BOOM!
Kylie suffered an injury and had to be rushed to the emergency room!
In the hospital thanks to @khloekardashian. my mom said “never thought I would take u to the doctor for a trampoline accident at this age) this means war Khloe. Ps. It was painful taking this photo.
What kind of injury? We’re not sure yet, but she was kind enough to break from all the pain to shoot this photo and let us know she’s going to pull through.
Teen Mom x 2
Those “Teen Mom” ladies sure make some great life decisions, don’t they? You’ve got one fresh out of the pokey, one starring in porn, and almost all of them popping out more chitlins. They always spin the show as a precautionary tale for young girls. “Don’t get pregnant too young!” “Use protection!” “Learn from our mistakes!” That’s some advice the stars of the show need to heed for themselves.
Jumping into the cast members who continue to procreate category is the royally messed-up Jenelle Evans. Yep, she’s preggers and released this photo of her happy family,which includes boyfriend Nathan Griffith and her 4-year-old son, Jace.
She also explained the reasoning behind naming the new kid after a medical chain:
We were basically searching for baby names on the Internet, and we came up with a bunch of different unique ones. We didn’t want something that everyone else had or had even heard before, even us. So we wanted something different, and we ended up looking up Kaiser.
We’re not passing judgment. There’s no reason why a (very recently) former heroin addict with rage issues who had to sign over parental rights of her son to her mother shouldn’t have another, right?
If you’re worried this second baby is a signal that Jenelle has left her hell-raising days behind, you can sleep tight. She’s still social-media-fighting with her ex-boyfriend Gary Head…
…and pretty much the entire Internet.
Selena Gomez Goes to Rehab…but Not for Drugs
Since when did rehab become a vacation resort where celebs go to deal with “exhaustion” and “anger management issues”? Whenever they get into trouble, rehab is used as a penalty box of sorts where they pay for their sins while their publicity team works to avert the heat. If you’re not doing drugs and alcohol, stay the hell out of rehab and allow people with real problems to be in peace so they can work out their shit. Or if you do suffer from addiction, own up to it already. It’s one of the first steps.
Disney alum Selena Gomez is the latest personality to hit the rehabilitation circuit…but her people want everyone to know it’s not for drugs.
RadarOnline first reported that Gomez, 21, was quietly admitted to Dawn at the Meadows on Jan. 5. Though the Arizona facility’s website says it treats young patients for a number of addictions, Gomez’s team says the “Come & Get It” singer is not struggling with drugs or alcohol.
“Selena voluntarily spent time at Meadows but not for substance abuse,” a rep for Gomez tells People.
Back in December, the singer canceled concerts in Australia, releasing this explanation:
It has become clear to me and those close to me that after many years putting my work first, I need to spend some time on myself in order to be the best person I can be.
While Selena’s team is spinning this story, sources tell TMZ she sought help for alcohol, pot, and prescription Ambien.
We’re told Selena’s decision was largely based on “that crazy boy” — aka Bieber. Selena blames a lot of her problems on the excesses she was exposed to by being around Bieber and his buddies.
Didn’t the “deport Justin” petition start circulating around the time Selena went to rehab? We’d like to see the first name listed on that thing.