Morning Sideboob: Selena Gomez, Wannabe Born-Again Virgin

Morning Sideboob: Selena Gomez, Wannabe Born-Again Virgin

Selena Gomez, Miracle

The Biebs really did a number on this girl. We guess losing your virginity to that nitwit would send anyone into a tailspin. After being on-again, off-again with Justin and going through rehab, Selena Gomez is trying a new path to happiness: Jesus.

According to a source,

Selena has told friends she’s completely swearing off men until she’s married. She wants to be a born-again virgin. Selena has done a complete U-turn in the past month and has gone from partying constantly to attending Bible study with a new hyper-religious groups of friends. They’ve told her it’s OK to save herself for marriage and it will be healthier for her. She’s swapped drinking and partying for all things Jesus.

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She Actually Cops to It

We love Emily Blunt and don’t even care that she’s appearing opposite Tom Cruise in what looks to be the bloated sci-fi flick Edge of Tomorrow.

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The fact that an old quote of hers in which she slights the little guy has been unearthed only makes her more endearing.

Back in 2005, before Emily made a name for herself in The Devil Wears Prada, a bright-eyed 22-year-old Emily told The Telegraph that she would rather be a poor theater actress than star “as a spear carrier in a Tom Cruise movie.” Well, The Telegraph has a very good memory, and when they got the opportunity to interview the actress for her latest project, which she stars in with Mr. Tom Cruise, the claws came out.

So, Em, do you still feel that way about Tom?

I never said that! What an awful thing to say.

Ohhhh, really? (with an exaggerated English accent…The Guardian is British, right?) I’d like to refer to the evidence before you—a clipping of the original article in which you indeed uttered those words. Bam!

This is the point where most celebs would storm out of the interview or have their “team” descend on the interviewer and dispose of the evidence. Instead, Emily was the epitome of cool.

That is so funny,” Blunt responded with laughter. “Well, at least I’m not a spear carrier.”

Nicely played.

Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Mouth, Bad Things Happen

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Put an organically grown cotton sock in it, lady! Gwyneth Paltrow has enough money to hire someone to approve the things she wants to say before others have to hear them. Like a royal food taster but for really stupid thoughts. Seriously, she should look into it.

What’s got everyone’s panties in a bunch this time? In an interview with Re/Code, she compared being ripped online for being an idiot to being in a combat setting.

You come across (online comments) about yourself and about your friends, and it’s a very dehumanizing thing. It’s almost like how, in war, you go through this bloody, dehumanizing thing, and then something is defined out of it. My hope is, as we get out of it, we’ll reach the next level of conscience.

Enter Cindy McCain:

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We’re starting to think she does this shit on purpose.

Sideboob of the Day

Emily Blunt walked the red carpet at the New York premiere of Edge of Tomorrow, in which she does not play a spear carrier.

"Edge Of Tomorrow" New York Premiere

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  • Ah the advantages of obscurity! I can say any idiotic thing I want on the internet with no consequences AND when people say mean things to me, I can go out for a walk.

  • $73376667

    I’m just happy Ms. Gomez isn’t going the plastic surgery route (yet).

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Despite my normal apprehension for people going the hyper religious route, I’d have to say that Ms Gomez falling for Jesus is a definite improvement to falling for that asshat Bieber

  • FlownOver

    I know of one spear Emily Blunt would be welcome to carry at any time.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Also too, thanks Gwyneth for making me agree with Cindy McCain. just STFU already with your self involved pablum

  • NationalGalleryofClipArt

    At least it’s not Dianetics.

  • glasspusher

    Good luck, Selena. I worry about folks who go crazy one way and then crazy the other…including myself.

    • topjob66t

      I saw that comment coming from all sides. Being a lizard has its advantages. There is no side boobs for a lizard though. If anything it is like a lot of boobs all over the head screen.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        well at least you get a lot of tail

        • topjob66t

          And scales!