Morning Sideboob: Mariah Carey’ Lobbies To Win ‘Worst Album Title Ever’ Contest

Morning Sideboob: Mariah Carey' Lobbies To Win 'Worst Album Title Ever' Contest

Her. She Is…Something

In case you miss the good old daze when Mimi showed up pushing an ice cream truck all cotton-mouthed, out of breath, and mad-wasted onto the set of “TRL”…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlRaRjSKiK0

…don’t fret cuz they appear to be back.

Mariah has shared the title of her 14th album and it is…drum roll, please…

Me. I Am…The Elusive Chanteuse.

That is seriously the name.

And wait! Here’s the video she made to explain the title. If you’re not high already, the echo effect and background voices will make you feel like you’re on acid.

Log this one up there with the worst album titles of all time: Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water, Shock’n Y’all, and A Salt With a Deadly Pepa.

Three’s a Crowd for Robin Thicke and Paula Patton

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It’s been all quiet on the divorce front for a while, but it was only a matter of time before sources started popping up with juicy details behind Robin Thicke and Paula Patton’s split.

Everyone pretty much had the feeling Robin was to blame for this. The guy just oozes slime. And if the source who is dishing to Star magazine is for real, everyone was right. Seems these two followed a polyamorous marriage playbook and had been carrying on — as a couple — with a massage therapist named “Jasmine.” It was working out for all three consenting adults until Robin sought out a happy ending, sans Paula. Paula caught wind of it, wasn’t too pleased, and left Robin.

The source said:

Paula felt betrayed and humiliated by both Robin and Jasmine. These were two people she thought she could trust the most, but in the end everything backfired on her.

As we all know, Robin tried his best to win back his wife, but the source says the couple is over for good.

Paula has realized that their relationship has run its course. She has no plans for salvaging her marriage to Robin.

Jason Priestly Talks Shannen Doherty in New Book

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“She was a bitch. The end.” It’s all he’d really need to say and we’d shake our heads and say, “We knew it.” The truth is, all those stories about Shannen “The OG Mean Girl” Doherty during the heyday of “Beverly Hills 90210” were true and she was really difficult to work with. Though Jason says they are friends now, back when Shannen was the It Girl of her time, she could be rude and demanding.

In his new book, Jason Priestley: A Memoir, he recalls a trip he had to take with Shannen on a private jet to meet advertisers:

I could not believe my ears at Shannen’s very first words after she boarded. Her butt had barely hit her seat before she said loudly to the PR person, ‘Really? A town car? You send a town car to take me to the airport, not a limo?’ She sighed a very put-upon sigh. I laughed, as I couldn’t really tell if Shannen was kidding or not. But that was just the beginning. I looked on, becoming more uneasy by the minute as she began bitching about the short notice and the food on board and the temperature in the cabin and everything else.

How quickly they fall. It’s 2014 and where is Shannen now?

She’s hawking online college courses, thats’ where.

How are the travel accommodations Education Connection is setting up for you, Shannen?

Sideboob of the Day

Carmen Electra paid Kelly Osbourne a visit on the set of “Fashion Police” to show off her monokini.

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[Robin Thicke photo by PR Photos]

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  • BMW

    There is something very wrong with that Carmen Elektra picture, but I can’t quite put my finger on what.

    • elpinche

      Electra’s thighs are thick as my wrists. I recall she had some delish thickness back in the Navarro days. I think Kelly would look better in a monokini.

  • Vienna Woods

    If you’ve never seen Jason Priestly in Call Me Fitz, that show is a treat.

  • $73376667

    Just to confirm: I’m the only one not involved in regular threesomes, correct?

  • elpinche

    FINALLY THE JASON PRIESTY’S MEMOIR iS OUT!!!