Mia Farrow Did Woody Allen Dirty; Couldn’t Have Happened To A Better Guy

happy nice time personMia Farrow has just rocked the pages of Vanity Fair, in an interview with her and 8 of her children who aren’t married to Woody Allen, by relating a sweet little story about the love of her life, Frank Sinatra. And just like her character in Rosemary’s Baby, it seems that there may be some question about just who is the father of her 25-year-old, gorgeous and rather funny Rhodes scholar son Ronan Farrow. Perhaps happily for Ronan, it is entirely possible that his father turned brother-in-law, Woody Allen, may never have been his father at all!

Bring it, Vanity Fair:

Sinatra was the great love of her life, and [Farrow] says, “We never really split up.” When asked point-blank if her biological son with Woody Allen, Ronan Farrow, may actually be the son of Frank Sinatra, Farrow answers, “Possibly.” No DNA tests have been done.

When Vanity Fair asks known Sinatra offspring “Nancy Sinatra, Jr.” (Jr.?) what the Sinatras think of all this, she says “He is a big part of us, and we are blessed to have him in our lives.” Yeah you are, Nancy.

We do not even feel it is reckless to speculate that this kid with the very familiar, lovely blue eyes may have indeed shot straight out of what would’ve been a 70-year-old Frank Sinatra’s balls. Just look at him. But as Ronan says, so might we all.

 

There are lots of other stories in the Vanity Fair article from the other children of Mia Farrow from her time with Woody Allen, but they were apparently not happy or nice times at all, so we’re just gonna stop here and stay groovy, baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcdoqz_HDUM

[Vanity Fair]

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  • Lazy Media

    Frank, make yourself at home. Hit somebody!

  • malsperanza

    Damn, there’s no way that kid is not Frank Sinatra’s child. I can’t say I admire Mia Farrow’s taste in men, but she herself is a standup lady, who does significant work on human rights issues. Woody Allen, on the other hand, hasn’t made a decent movie since 1979.

    • Lazy Media

      FALSE! Martin Landau should have won an Oscar for “Crimes and Misdemeanors.” Thankfully, he got it for “Ed Wood.”

    • $73376667

      Meh, taste in bed partners does not make one a bad person.Unfortunately, it doesn’t make them a good person either.

      • tegrat

        ditto, speaking from personal experience…

    • jt

      stand-up lady? this means she cheated on woody with frank

  • Farb

    Is all rich folk dirts.

  • Farb

    He dood her hisway.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Maury! Maury! Maury!

  • PubOption

    If this had been the other way round, Woody would be sleeping with the fishes.

    • crepuscle

      Apparently, Frank offered to arrange exactly that after the Soon-Yi & Woody thing hit the fan.

  • Melinda Piette

    Even before I scrolled down to show the resemblance to Frank, my husband remarked, “no way is that Woody Allen’s bio kid”. Meanwhile, so Mia and Frank were married an entire 2 years went on to marry other people (twice, in her case), but still obviously continued to get it on for at least another 20 years. Okay, if it worked for them.Gotta say, Ronan has absolutely all the good features of his parents and none of the bag. Yowza!

  • DrCaligari

    Ah, I see… so Mia was the harlot FIRST! Well, there you go…