Mia Farrow Did Woody Allen Dirty; Couldn’t Have Happened To A Better Guy
Mia Farrow has just rocked the pages of Vanity Fair, in an interview with her and 8 of her children who aren’t married to Woody Allen, by relating a sweet little story about the love of her life, Frank Sinatra. And just like her character in Rosemary’s Baby, it seems that there may be some question about just who is the father of her 25-year-old, gorgeous and rather funny Rhodes scholar son Ronan Farrow. Perhaps happily for Ronan, it is entirely possible that his father turned brother-in-law, Woody Allen, may never have been his father at all!
Bring it, Vanity Fair:
Sinatra was the great love of her life, and [Farrow] says, “We never really split up.” When asked point-blank if her biological son with Woody Allen, Ronan Farrow, may actually be the son of Frank Sinatra, Farrow answers, “Possibly.” No DNA tests have been done.
When Vanity Fair asks known Sinatra offspring “Nancy Sinatra, Jr.” (Jr.?) what the Sinatras think of all this, she says “He is a big part of us, and we are blessed to have him in our lives.” Yeah you are, Nancy.
We do not even feel it is reckless to speculate that this kid with the very familiar, lovely blue eyes may have indeed shot straight out of what would’ve been a 70-year-old Frank Sinatra’s balls. Just look at him. But as Ronan says, so might we all.
Listen, we’re all *possibly* Frank Sinatra’s son.
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) October 2, 2013
There are lots of other stories in the Vanity Fair article from the other children of Mia Farrow from her time with Woody Allen, but they were apparently not happy or nice times at all, so we’re just gonna stop here and stay groovy, baby.