VIDEO: Mendopiece Fanfic Theatre “Mr. Mendo vs. Scott Pilgrim”

It’s a special series where Mr. Mendo reads fan-fiction about him sent in by the fans! This episode features a story inspired by this review, “Mr. Mendo vs. Scott Pilgrim”, wherein Mr. Mendo encounters Michael Cera, and all sorts of homoerotic, disgusting, violent events ensue. Seriously, this story is NSFW.  

Enjoy! And remember, Mr. Mendo will read any and all fanfic about himself that he receives, so get to work!

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  • Gasmaskangel

    Not bad for something I wrote while very, very drunk. God only knows what horrors I could have unleashed while sober.

    • Gasmaskangel

      Also, this might be the worst thing I’ve ever done.

      • Michael A. Novelli

        If by “worst” you mean “most awesome”, then yes…

  • Michael A. Novelli

    Personally, I’m holding out for Me/Oancitizen with cameos by Hagan and Jello Biafra of Dead Kennedys!

  • I tweeted this link all over my twitter feed while laughing hysterically as I was watching it. I don’t understand why none of my followers have thanked me yet. I thought sharing was caring, ya know?! 😉

    • Michael A. Novelli

      You should kill them!

      Or something. I dunno…

  • Joelkazoo

    Damn! That was…interesting.

    • Michael A. Novelli

      I was cursed to live in interesting times, it seems…

  • …Where did the writer of this find a gateway into my head?

    • Gasmaskangel

      I found it in the bottom of a bottle of whaler’s rum.

  • Hey It’s That Guy

    Does this fanfic idea apply to other reviewers? Because I can come up with some creative scenarios involving me, Sofie, Miss Piggy, a pony from My Little Pony, and a sonic screwdriver.

    • Michael A. Novelli

      That…would really be up to her…

  • Arcadiassx999

    Ah,the art of beautiful storytelling. I’m convinced that this was written by R.D.Moore, its his usual style, J.J. Abrams will probably want to direct it.

  • Michael A. Novelli

    Well, people have already started sending stories in. Anyone here wants to participate, let me know!

  • The Crazy Fish

    Scott Pilgrim is not a hipster film. It’s a GAMER film. You can’t just call everyone who disagrees with your taste in movies a hipster. That’s the kind of thing hipsters do.

    That said, I don’t think “NSFW” covers this story. I felt the need to cover my face in shame, and there’s not even anyone else in the room with me.

    • Michael A. Novelli

      Well, as for the “hipster/gamer” complaint, I would direct my complaints to the author of the story, if it were me. Don’t see why you should feel too embarassed; I take this kind of thing in stride (it’s not as if I don’t have a sense of humor about myself…) 😉

      • The Crazy Fish

        Hey, I have a sense of humor too, but if somebody sent me a fanfic about myself raping and then killing an actor I disliked, I think I’d be a little freaked out. That said, I did laugh a few times during this.

        And yeah, just to make it clear, I wasn’t really complaining about you, I was just voicing a general opinion.

        I just don’t get why some people think Scott Pilgrim is a hipster movie. I will acquiesce that it’s a niche film: if you’re not in the target audience it’s not going to have anything for you and you’ll probably hate it, but being targeted at a small niche has nothing to do with hipsters.

        Also, like I said, taking everyone who likes something you don’t and then lumping them all together under some insulting phrase is exactly the sort of thing hipsters do, and a large part of why everyone hates them.

        • Michael A. Novelli

          That’s nothing, you should see his DeviantART page…

  • Olaf_the_Lofty

    Well, Mr Novelli, that was certainly…insane.

    (Certainly it made me laugh, but if someone sent me fanfic in which I had a role like that I would seriously think about calling the police.)

    • MichaelANovelli

      Nah, me and Kevin go way back.  Back in the day-back…

  • Tedzey71

    Oh boy… oscar worthy!

    • MichaelANovelli

      I know, right?

  • FullofQuestions1

    Beefstick? I learn new euphemisms for “penis” every day.

    • MichaelANovelli

      Useful thing to have, these internet videos…

  • Zorha

    Only slightly less horrifying than your pixelated portions of ‘Anti-Christ’. But hey, you know you’ve made  psyche scaring impressions when someone writes a Lemon in your honor! *Breaks into bad Peter Cetera*

    “I am a man who would write for your honor,
    I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of.
    We’ll live forever, knowing together 
    that we did it all for the glory of love!”

    • MichaelANovelli

      “You’re the feeling in my life!
      You’re the inspiration!”

  • Greatest fanfic ever.

    • MichaelANovelli

      I know, right?

  • MichaelANovelli

    I hope someone sends a story in so I can make another one…

    • Zorha

      I’ve been thinking to myself, Mendo wouldn’t possibly enjoy my usual themes. Then I realized GasMaskAngel has a FA account.

      Oh yes. I think I can come up with something. Dot. Dot. Dot.

      • MichaelANovelli

        Well, write quickly…

    • Carlos Rivas

      i will write one later, you will get pure enjoyment from it.

      • MichaelANovelli

        You’d damn well better! 😉