VIDEO: Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011)

In this episode, Stan polishes off an entire bottle of Jack trying to get through the SyFy “original” Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, from the cut-rate movie studio and black hole of creativity known as the Asylum! In this film, ‘80s pop princesses Debbie Gibson and Tiffany are down in the “Everglades”, trying to out-bitch each other by creating giant pythons and alligators. Eventually, the two middle-aged teen queens put their differences aside to save Miami from a reptile apocalypse, in this amazing sci-fi-horror-action comedy that manages to completely fail in four genres at once!

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Stan Ferguson

Born in the Yukon to a family of Grizzlies, Stan was raised on a diet of show-tunes and compact cars until he was finally released upon an unsuspecting public who went on not suspecting anything and still do not suspect a thing to this day.

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  • Michael A. Novelli

    Welcome back, Stan!

  • Cristiona

    Aw, man. I was looking forward to a new episode of Benson!

    Also, the older woman ranger looks awfully familiar.

  • Mike

    Deep hurting.

    DEEP. HURTING.

  • This movie is such a piece of shit. Oh my Jesus, I implore anyone who is literate to avoid watching this movie. It’s not just bad, it’s obnoxious. It’s hateful. Watch Birdemic; now there’s a movie that’s hilariously–and honestly–bad.

  • Michael A. Novelli

    Is it just me, or was Debbie deliberately rubbing cake all over Tiffany’s boobs?

  • Elfshotthefood

    I’ll admit it: I laughed at the “I think we’re alone now” part.

    Please, pray for me. 🙁

    • It’s okay, I laughed when the old lady got munched.

      • Djalanrocks

        i laughed when Mickey Dolenz got eaten. And kudos on the timely Davy Jones reference.

  • Bart_Fargo

    The older ranger lady was the actress who played Mrs. Landingham on The West Wing.

  • “Syfy” sounds like word “syf” in my native language, which can be translated as “total shit” in English. What a coincidence. 🙂

  • Arcadiassx999

    Stan you the man!! God i hate the sci fi channel and ALL of its garbage programming R.D.Moore and Bonnie Hammer can dish out. I burst out laughing when Mickey Dolenz showed up then got devoured. Keep up the good work.

  • Connie333

    This was hilarious – I loved the fact that the size of the snakes and gators wildly differed every five minutes. They apparently had “Jaws” syndrome too what with the strange attraction to metal, indigestable explosive things too.
    (Tiffany – support bras are your friend. Invest in one.)

    • All credit really goes to my benefactor, Dr. Winston O’Boogie. This movie was so hateful to me, that I didn’t add a single joke or gag to his script.

  • Ed

    Nice work. I suffered through the last few minutes of this thing…You are truly made of sterner stuff than I.

  • kennzeichen1d

    I´d just like to state: It´s good to hear from the manliest of host again. (August the 12th was the last upload. So, so long ago.)

  • Dave McDougall

    At first glance I misread the title of this movie as “Monty Python vs Gatoroid”. Now that might have been fun… 🙂

    • MarillFurter

      I misread the title as that too. That would’ve been hilarious.