Because It Has Been Too Long Since You Watched Grace Jones Bite Adam Ant’s Ear Off

Unfortunately, Adam Ant is still doing a Captain Jack Sparrow thing that is entirely confusing. But this is Happy Nice Time People, not What the Fuck Adam Ant People, so we are just here to remind you of the good old days, when Adam Ant was shilling scooters and Grace Jones was eating his head, because she is the Alien Queen of Your Heart, and sorry, but she is going to need some heads.

The End.

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    I actually did unplug the jukebox a long time ago.