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  • $73376667

    There’s only one possible use for an STD-awareness ruler: dick measuring.

    • LesBontemps

      I thought it was to track the size of the sores.

  • You forgot to put in that tag about how you need all this stuff for Christmas.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like an umbilical cord that looks like a candy cane.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      self hanging ornaments

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    There! I posted here also too

    • rebecca

      I love you.

  • Who the fuck put the preemie in a balloon? That kid is way to small to survive outside of an incubator?Pro-lifers are so confusing…

    • redarmyzombie

      Also, why isn’t that fetus masturbating?!

  • Lizzietish81

    What? No giant statues of Jesus with glowing eyes for your punishment closet?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      you’re thinking of Notre Dame

  • zb77

    10 simple tricks to cook the perfect holiday babby!

  • goonemeritus

    Every deeply held belief represents a golden opportunity forfree-market profit.

  • Botlrokit

    Is that a dick beside the baby in the bubble?

    • godgod

      I guess it’s not just “the work of his hands” after all….

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Pay to the order of BO-I-I-I-NG

    • rebecca

      yes.

  • docterry6973

    Tasteful AND fun!

  • ButchWagstaff

    What’s a good basting sauce for human baby?

  • Enfant Terrible

    Delighted to see Airwolf make a cameo appearance.

  • JMP

    Checks, really? What other obsolete products are they going to stick fetuses on, VHS tapes – or even Betamax? How about a horse-drawn buggy?

    • FeloniousMonk

      Hey, my landlord still requires a check a month. That’s it, so the ones I have on hand will last until I die, and I won’t be a customer.

    • Antonin Dvorak

      I’m holding out for a rotary phone with Jesus’ face on it.

  • redarmyzombie

    …This is fucking insane…

  • merry christmas! here’s a baby!!