Apr 29, 2018
Buying Us This Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush Will Guarantee Our Good Brushing Habits This Holiday Season
Being lazy bloggers that work from home, unshaven and unwashed, we sometimes need motivation to do the smallest tasks. We are lazy like our idol Fran Lebowitz, who stated that she wishes cigarettes came pre-lit. Actually, we want minions to light our cigarettes. We were promised minions, dammit.
Where were we? Oh, yeah. Unmotivated towards self-care, which is why we need you to buy us this Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush to ensure that our teeth remain their pearly whitest. But make sure you buy us the right one, dammit. We'll only brush to this:
Actually, we're more of an age where this might make us more inclined to brush:
…but you should buy us the Bieber one anyway, because we say so.
[Buying us things from our Christmas list is the joy that keeps on giving to us.]