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VIDEO: Jane Blond DD7 (2006)

The Porn Critic celebrates the release of the new Bond film with Jane Blond DD7, a “parody” of James Bond, but only in the sense that they both vaguely have something to do with secret agents. Carmen Luvana is Jane Blond, agent of ANUS (Associated Network of Undercover Superspies), who’s on a mission to defeat Dr. Cock and his evil muffins!

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  • $36060516

    You’ve shown a Robert DeNiro-like method acting commitment to your work by adding blonde highlights to your hair to discuss a movie called Jane Blond. 

  •  Yep and I also de-aged myself by a whole year. Impressed?

    • $36060516

      I just thought the Bush clan had good genes.

    • TheScottCSmith

      What’s your secret? Are you breaking the fourth wall? Can it be broken in a forum?

  • Sofie Liv

    Does it sound weird that I actually think there’s potential in that movie that looks a little bit wasted.

    I mean yeah, Jane Blond, Gender bend it!

    Have a sexy, smooth confident lady, whom kiss’s around and attracts men with her smooth charm, have the sex with little responsibility, leaves again as she blinks in a sassy way, gets handcuffed but seduces her way out of it by seducing the hench-man keeping guard.

    What kind of woman hasn’t had that fantasy to be that cool woman just ones? 

    Again, a porn obviously written by men for men, which is not a bad thing, but just saying.. I think Jane Blond could have been sexier and have been a female “Being this cool sexy spy.” fantasy on the same time.

    Oh, and those high lights really suits you!

    • $36060516

      That sounds sexier to me than this movie, Sofie.  And I’d rather watch something like that than the real James Bond.  The current British show “Hunted” with Melissa George as a sexy arse-kicking spy is actually kind of like that, though she is dealing with repressed childhood psychological trauma in a way that Bond doesn’t have to bother with.  Check it out if you haven’t seen it.

      • John Wilson

        There was salt(2010) which was basically what your talking about.

  • Sofie Liv

    Here we go, that’s the movie that should have been. And yes.. yes I would watch that.

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