I KNEW IT: Mindy Kaling Confirms Filming Sex Scenes ARE Sexy

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We’ve heard actors deny it before. “Filming sex scenes are soooo uncomfortable,” they say in interviews as they push their sunglasses over their faces so no one can look into their eyes. “I mean, making out with Ryan Gosling? Or Angelina Jolie? Or both at the same time? Gross! Yuck! It’s like making out with my sibling but worse because there’s fifty people around filming it. Which, incidentally, is the plot of my next Oscar bait movie. Vote for me, Academy!”

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“I’m going for that gold!”

However, Mindy Kaling insists that everyone is lying in an excerpt from her new book “Why Not Me?” They just don’t want to admit because it sounds “super creepy” and is super awkward if one actor has a significant other. “If you are the unlucky spouse of an actor, the last thing you want to hear is that, in addition to him getting to fake-cheat on you by virtue of the most unfair loophole of all time, he also really enjoyed it,” says Kaling.

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“Tell me about it,” says Jennifer Aniston

Plus, if actors admit that filming sex scenes are sexy, normal people will be annoyed. It’s already enough that successful actors seem to do little else besides be beautiful and hang out with other beautiful people wearing beautiful clothes. “People already think acting is the world’s easiest and most frivolous job,” Kaling writes. “So we all have this tacit agreement to keep our traps shut about the world’s best job perk.”

Until now.

Susan Velazquez

Susan is a recent college grad and writer who enjoys all things from the 1980s, snarking on dumb television, and reveling in celebrity gossip. Oh, and she has serious interests like reading historical fiction, getting involved in social issues, and consuming French fries.

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