Here Are Your Happy Nice Time Launch Party Pictures Of Spilled Beer And Vomit

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So here we have this party we had Saturday night. On the left, that is Nadia Naffe, who is the girl who was suing James O’Keefe for ALLEGEDLY trying to rape her in his Rape Barn, and who was stone cold randomly walking past the bar when our buddy Chris Faraone who is the guy we ate acid with in Charlotte and who also claims he killed Breitbart, goes, “Nadia Naffe just stone cold randomly walked past the bar,” and we said GO FUCKING GET HER NOW, IDIOT.

On the right is our blogger Fakakta South. WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE. WE TOLD YOU.

That’s us in the middle. Not too shabby, us.

Then there are some other people, including Snipy, and Dok, and commenters Booboo Kitty and La Bibliotequetress and Willie and Starfanglednut and some others, we forget, it is Monday now and we are so tired. So thanks Heineken and The Tap and Dig Boston and whatever, you gave us a party, the end.

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  • Which ones are Snipy and Doc Zoom? AND WHERE IS THE FUNNY ALT TEXT?!

    • UnholyMoses

      I concur — Needz moar alty texty. Maybe this place doesn’t allow for such things. Or Ms Media Mogul Editrixes is too hungover or something.

      • la bibliotequetress

        WHAT!? NOT THE HARDEST WORKING WOMAN IN SNARK BIZNESS!!

    • Dok is the one with the big Wonkette sticker on his chest.Going out on a limb here and guessing that Snipy is the one with the bowtie and thick rimmed glasses. Mainly because her twitter avatar has both of those things.

    • actor212

      Errr, I think the guy wearing the name tag “Zoom” is Dok. I could be wrong, tho.

      • SullivanSt

        *imagines silly cheesehead on top of picture**compares against recollection of known picture of Dok**concurs*

      • weejee

        Yer correct. At least that is who claimed to be Dr. Zoom at the last Seattle meet & greet.

      • Please don’t point out the obvious to me when I am typing in all caps BECAUSE THAT MEANS I’M TRYING TO BE FUNNY!!!

        • actor212

          But your all caps was about the alt-text!

  • la bibliotequetress

    Wonketeers are fabulous and discerning people who do not at all vomit in inappropriate locations. That I saw anyway.

    • $73376667

      “Wonketteers?” HNTPeers? Do we have to start addressing each other as “Lord” and “Lady?”

  • actor212

    Wow! Fakakata really IS all that!But, errrrr, she’s no Trix. Cuz you know, Trix hawt!

    • I am waiting for the Editrix/Fakakta Hot-Off 2013

      • glasspusher

        I’d just like to say, when that happens, we’re all winners.

  • actor212

    Wait. So one beer glass broke the entire night?You slackers! Lightweights! Why, I can break THREE in my own home on a good night!

    • $73376667

      I think it’s more important to note that they were in a joint that served beer in glass to begin with.

      • actor212

        Those glasses look clean, too!

  • (((JustPixelz)))

    Fakakta South looks delicious, but let me tell you about the fabulous wings they had. They were, um, fabulous. Came with celery AND dipping sauce!

  • Vecchiojohn

    Come to Portland. We have beer. Beeeeeeer. Lots and lots of yummy, delicious beer.

  • x111e7thst

    When are you coming to NY? Are you bringing Fakakta with you?

  • andreamd

    I know Becky and Fakata from the Atlanta meet up- and maybe we know who Dok and Snipy are. BTW- terrible things here in DC today at the Navy Yard. I came here to stop listening and looking.

  • (((JustPixelz)))

    One thing I noticed in Boston is people dressed as colonial patriots who were NOT Tea Party asshats. Cool.

  • AnOuthouse

    The plaid shoes look comfy. Where does one get plaid shoes?

  • cambridge02140

    Boston? But where is the giant black kettle of Baked Beans???

  • glasspusher

    Wow, I missed this and a three game sweep of the yanks by my beloved Bosox? At least I got to watch the latter on the teevee…

    • Arcturus

      Maybe parts of this will be on Cops sometime in the future?

  • glasspusher

    Were there no pool tables? Were there no neon backlit bars?

  • Sally Johnson

    Richard Cheese fans represent!Looks like a good time (and view) was had by all.

    • Estproph

      Hear hear! Glad I dug out that shirt!

  • where’s the barf? i was promised barf.

  • Also: Only one of these pictures has anything even close to sideboob in it, and that is really just cleavage.

    • Estproph

      I am not showing cleavage, thank you very much.

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    But did anyone do the walk of shame the next day? Because that is the true test of an awesome party!

  • 2nd pic from the bottom, guy on the right, I seen that guy before. THAT GUYS A FACKIN CAWP!!!

  • Arcturus

    Ne’er before have I seen such an iniquitous den of commies.

  • BigRedDog

    I was told there would be sideboob.

  • $61311062

    I bummed these guys like half a pack of smokes that night, YOU OWE ME YA BASTIDS.Actually not. Please come back to Boston sometime, I had a blast.

  • willi0000000

    thanks for a good time, all of you. didn’t get to talk to everybody because i tend to be sessile but that’s just me. if anybody else is planning one of these things for the future i have a suggestion – pick a quieter bar. my ears are still ringing and i’m hoarse from shouting.and yes, i’m the one in the “ASS” hat. photographers never get my good side.

    • glasspusher

      I know what you mean, willi- the older I get, the more ambient noise gets in the way.

      • actor212

        What? What did you say?

  • Estproph

    At first I was annoyed, editrix, that you forgot my name. But I then realized that the best memories are the ones you forget…