Angry Gavin McInnes Has New Rules For Radicals About How All Liebruls Are Dumb, Not Just The Lady Ones
It’s been a few weeks since we talked about Gavin McInnes, the Vice founder who is really working hard to reach peak MRA douchebag. We haven’t been able to forget him because his Windsong stays on our mind and also too some of his fanboys hopped over to tell us they hoped we’d die. That must just be some of the high-level discourse that McInnes touts in his new screed over at the ever-reliably-ridiculous Thought Catalog. Yes, Gavin McInnes, noted political theorist, would like to tell you all about his 10 New Rules for Radicals, which is basically just a laundry list of all the ways genius Oxford debater Gavin McInnes thinks that liberals argue wrong. SPOILER ALERT: They’re all about how to be a macho alpha man and crush those wussy liebrul beta males. Thought Catalog Thought Leadering.
First off, the bestest and most important rule is to fuck up your layout:
Yes, a whinerant about what how the liberals don’t know how to spell because we don’t take great care in our writing is a little tiny bit undercut by someone who can’t even check their HTML formatting. Good job, alpha male. You must have erred and left the layout job to a ladee or a beta male, and look what you got? You shoulda crushed your own code, bro.
It is also really important, if you’re going to be a radical cool dood like Gavin McInnes, to engage in some super rad fact-free hyperbole whenever possible:
6. BE OBSESSED WITH RAPE
When some comedians dared to say it’s possible for a rape joke to be funny, every writer in America without a sense of humor vilified them. Feminists claimed rape was the N-word of assault and could never be discussed in any context but abject horror. Of course, when James O’Keefe was arrested and went to jail, all bets were off and the left couldn’t wait to make jokes about him being raped in prison.
You’d think there would be some linkies to the vilifyin’ feminists or the beta males that couldn’t wait to make jokes about O’Keefe getting raped, but we guess that links are for pussies. Or maybe this is some sort of double-meta thing where he’s writing all fact-free like liberals do which is one of the liberal rules for radicals, and…nah. Dude is not that smart, especially because he lauds deceased angerbear Andrew Breitbart and human screech owl Ann Coulter as veritable paragons of virtue and restraint in discourse:
Authors such as Ann Coulter and Jonah Goldberg take the high road and rarely even read such rants. “I’d never give them the pleasure,” Goldberg once told me. Breitbart used to call it “punching down.”
Yes, Ann Coulter, the woman who declared that the backbone of the Democratic party was a “typical fat, implacable welfare recipient,” called swing voters idiots, and shared this gentle thought about women who losts their husbands on 9/11:
These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzies. I have never seen people enjoying their husbands’ death so much.
…is a person to be looked up to, speechifying-wise, what with all of the taking the high road. And Andrew Breitbart, the patron saint of doctored misleading videos everywhere, is definitely worth emulating. We will be sure to seek out Gavin McInnes’s counsel in the future on everything, really, We mean, a dude that says that the modern poor all look like Honey Boo-Boo’s mom on his macho vanity website Street Carnage is gonna be our go-to rhetoric source for life.