Angry Gavin McInnes Has New Rules For Radicals About How All Liebruls Are Dumb, Not Just The Lady Ones

Angry Gavin McInnes Has New Rules For Radicals About How All Liebruls Are Dumb, Not Just The Lady Ones

It’s been a few weeks since we talked about Gavin McInnes, the Vice founder who is really working hard to reach peak MRA douchebag. We haven’t been able to forget him because his Windsong stays on our mind and also too some of his fanboys hopped over to tell us they hoped we’d die. That must just be some of the high-level discourse that McInnes touts in his new screed over at the ever-reliably-ridiculous Thought Catalog. Yes, Gavin McInnes, noted political theorist, would like to tell you all about his 10 New Rules for Radicals, which is basically just a laundry list of all the ways genius Oxford debater Gavin McInnes thinks that liberals argue wrong. SPOILER ALERT: They’re all about how to be a macho alpha man and crush those wussy liebrul beta males. Thought Catalog Thought Leadering.

First off, the bestest and most important rule is to fuck up your layout:

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Yes, a whinerant about what how the liberals don’t know how to spell because we don’t take great care in our writing is a little tiny bit undercut by someone who can’t even check their HTML formatting. Good job, alpha male. You must have erred and left the layout job to a ladee or a beta male, and look what you got? You shoulda crushed your own code, bro.

It is also really important, if you’re going to be a radical cool dood like Gavin McInnes, to engage in some super rad fact-free hyperbole whenever possible:

6. BE OBSESSED WITH RAPE
When some comedians dared to say it’s possible for a rape joke to be funny, every writer in America without a sense of humor vilified them. Feminists claimed rape was the N-word of assault and could never be discussed in any context but abject horror. Of course, when James O’Keefe was arrested and went to jail, all bets were off and the left couldn’t wait to make jokes about him being raped in prison.

You’d think there would be some linkies to the vilifyin’ feminists or the beta males that couldn’t wait to make jokes about O’Keefe getting raped, but we guess that links are for pussies. Or maybe this is some sort of double-meta thing where he’s writing all fact-free like liberals do which is one of the liberal rules for radicals, and…nah. Dude is not that smart, especially because he lauds deceased angerbear Andrew Breitbart and human screech owl Ann Coulter as veritable paragons of virtue and restraint in discourse:

Authors such as Ann Coulter and Jonah Goldberg take the high road and rarely even read such rants. “I’d never give them the pleasure,” Goldberg once told me. Breitbart used to call it “punching down.”

Yes, Ann Coulter, the woman who declared that the backbone of the Democratic party was a “typical fat, implacable welfare recipient,” called swing voters idiots, and shared this gentle thought about women who losts their husbands on 9/11:

These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzies. I have never seen people enjoying their husbands’ death so much.

…is a person to be looked up to, speechifying-wise, what with all of the taking the high road. And Andrew Breitbart, the patron saint of doctored misleading videos everywhere, is definitely worth emulating. We will be sure to seek out Gavin McInnes’s counsel in the future on everything, really, We mean, a dude that says that the modern poor all look like Honey Boo-Boo’s mom on his macho vanity website Street Carnage is gonna be our go-to rhetoric source for life.

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  • Farb

    Rule 1 for dealing with the lunatic rightist: Repeat what they say, verbatim.

    • m3bosha

      Yea, but then they go all insolent toddler and don’t want you quoting the actual words they say. Because you know quoting their actual words that came out of their actual mouths is…. i don’t know…. MSM, context, something something…

  • el_donaldo

    Hmm. Wasn’t O’Keefe’s and Breitbart’s primary tactic – the whole focus and effort of their enterprise – to call out and attempt to humiliate all the little people who through no fault of their own found their occupations, race, ethnicity, income, class, etc. politicized by the right wing? I wouldn’t exactly call it punching down – more like shitting down hill.

  • Buddha Stalin

    Humor ends today, with this: “Authors such as Ann Coulter and Jonah Goldberg take the high road”

  • goonemeritus

    Breitbart used to call it “punching down.” He seems to havelost a little altitude recently.

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    • $73376667

      I’m pretty sure any rape jokes involving O’Keefe I made involved dildos, boats, barns and/or roofies. You know: poetic license.

  • (((JustPixelz)))

    “Authors such as Ann Coulter and Jonah Goldberg take the high road…”Ladies and Gentlemen … The Aristocrats!

    • brucej

      Don’t forget to snap your fingers like Drew Cary at the punchline..

  • Jason M

    If we on the left were more appreciative of McInnes’ s beard and simple black tee’s, I guarantee you he would not be pulling reflexively on said beard while grunting out these forced bon mots of his. This reeks of sour grapes all day.

  • Haribo Lector

    It’s interesting that he thinks more men are raped in prison than women are raped in total, given that 10% of American women will be the victim of rape in their lifetime, whereas only about 10% of Americans have even been in prison. To believe him first you’d have to believe that literally every single person who ever went to prison got raped there; and even then, some of them are women.

  • nomoremister

    Oh, goody — Taki’s Magazine for the pre-Cialis set!

  • glennisw

    Ann Coulter…take[s] the high roadUnpossible without a shift in the space/time dimension.

    • $73376667

      As viewed from Rupert Murdoch’s native land, where everybody stands on their heads.

    • ADHDJ

      Given she basically walks around with an IV drip of Chardonnay and Xanax in her arm, I can understand the “high” part; not so sure about the “road” part unless we’re talking about the one that leads to the palace of wisdom.

  • mtn_philosoph

    Who the hell is this guy? And even more urgently, who the hell cares?

  • Chip

    Gavin Mcinnes is a terrible person and a complete tool. He is a pathetic, nouveau riche bootlicker. People should boycott his crappy web/blog and disparage his name any chance they get. I hope you read this, Gavin. You fucking moron.