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Grunthos
#1 Posted : Tuesday, July 27, 2010 12:45:31 PM

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Ok, we all know insane trolls. People that come on here, act stupid, and there are others......even webmasters who question the person's sanity. These are con artists that aren't stylish but annoying. Not to get into a flame war, lets try not to name them........like some guy who likes to munch on starchy food for one. Here is the setup:

an example:

Topic: Favorite Movie

Post: Movies are bad for ur teeth i hear. The commies don't believe in cleaning teeth . Thumb Up Thumb Down Mellow Cursing


Have fun
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#2 Posted : Tuesday, July 27, 2010 1:49:51 PM
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Topic: Inception

I relate 2 dis movie 2 much bcuz the tiny people go into my brain in ma dreamz.
wtf?
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#3 Posted : Tuesday, July 27, 2010 3:15:57 PM
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Inception is an allegory for the way the liberal media exercises mind-control over the masses. This is how they convinced us that 9/11 and the Moon Landing actually happened.

I think this makes Glenn Beck very sexy. Does anyone else want some of his conservative, doughy loving?
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#4 Posted : Tuesday, July 27, 2010 8:20:20 PM
Samurai goldfish ghost.

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Inception sucks. It's just a lame action movie. Nowhere near as good as The Dark Knight. Nolan should stick with Batman.





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#5 Posted : Tuesday, July 27, 2010 8:54:07 PM
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#6 Posted : Tuesday, July 27, 2010 9:16:45 PM
Girlish giggles
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#7 Posted : Tuesday, July 27, 2010 9:56:05 PM
PIKAAAA....chu

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Alright, let me see how troll I can get.

Movie: Hmm...Star Wars?

Omg, George Lucas iz a ripoff artist!!!!! he rip off a japenese movie made a long timez ago!!! he iz a rip off and ppl should sue him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jarjar is racist. he is cajon or somethin. come on ppls,ban star warz 4ver!!!!!!!!!!!

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#8 Posted : Wednesday, July 28, 2010 12:20:37 AM

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#9 Posted : Wednesday, July 28, 2010 11:54:01 AM


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WHAT SI THE MATTER WITH YOU PEPOPEL??/

THRES ENOUGH TROLLS ON THE TAINTERNET, WY YOU DOING MOR OF THAT?

YOU STUPID, YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? SCREW YOU AND YOUR IRONY, AN BITE ME MODS! YOU THE STUPIDDESSTS OF ALL!

YOUR SO STUPID. THISI S POINTLESS. WE SEES IT ALLTETIME. TROLLS ALL OVER. MEKS ME SOOOO MAD!!!!!!!1!!!

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO STUPID? ? yOU EPPOEL SHOULD JSUT GO FKEC YOURSLVESL! YOUR JUST SO STUPID AND WONRG

TRYING TO BE SARCASTIC YOU ARE JUST STUPID!! STUPIDSTULPID

PIO0NTLESS IS UOR STUPIDIT. FLAMMING IS BED. JUST STOP FLAMNMING, AND POEPO;E WILL BE HAPY, BUT NO. YOU HAVE TO START SOMEONTGN STUPIDL LIKE THIS.

WHY ARE OU EVEN PPOSTING WHEN THIS IS ALL YOU CAN DO? tHRERE'S NO REASON TO BE MEAN, IT'S JSUT STUPID.

TROLLTROLLTROOLLTROLLTROOLLTROLLTROLL ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY. SHUT UP!

NOBODY ASKED FOR YOU! YOU ARE STUPID AND UGLY! I BET YOU MOLEST YOUR MOM!

YOU ARE LALA ABUNCH OF PSYCHOAS. YOU SHOUOD BE LOCKED UP, AWAY FROM TEH INTERNETY. YOU INFEFCT HE INTERNEAT WITH YOUR STUPIDITYA;.

i wet myselfyou see what you made me do
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#10 Posted : Wednesday, July 28, 2010 1:04:23 PM
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"Tainternet" should become a new meme.
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#11 Posted : Wednesday, July 28, 2010 8:25:21 PM
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In Soviet Russia, Tainternet sucks YOU!!
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#12 Posted : Wednesday, July 28, 2010 11:43:19 PM

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This thread sucks. You all suck. This site sucks. I like Doctor Who.
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#13 Posted : Thursday, July 29, 2010 1:58:20 AM
what he said!
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 Bargaintuan wrote:
/ I like Doctor Who.


Fucking Dr Fucking Who, isn't there some kind of website you pin heads can go to and blather on endlessly about this stupid low budget BBC show instead of clogging up the AB boards (the Tv board, DIY recaps, and specific films section) with this shit. Isnt there some Dr who fansite with people who, you know, give a shit about this show? It would be one thing if you were just fans, but you're the most obnoxious bunch of fucktards in the Booth, I like Chuck but I don't need to start a thread about EVERY FUCKING EPISODE for fucks sake. Fuck Dr Who, I saw a couple of episodes of some incarnation (apparently there's been many) and it was pure shit. The robot dog was worse than the original BSG and its 'daggit'!! I wish I could say its so bad its good, but it's not! It's just another insipid, shitty TV show that wouldn't make it half a season anywhere else in the world! Yet there's a small minority of posters here that talk about nothing else, and they talk about Dr Who like it's the best thing since sex. Seriously people GET A FUCKING GRIP! It's pure SHIT with NO REDEEMING QUALITIES AT ALL! I swear if Albert would just ban every Dr Who fan the AB would be a much better place for it.

Thank God I finally got that off my chest.
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#14 Posted : Sunday, August 01, 2010 1:04:17 PM


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 mochastain wrote:
Alright, let me see how troll I can get.

Movie: Hmm...Star Wars?

Omg, George Lucas iz a ripoff artist!!!!! he rip off a japenese movie made a long timez ago!!! he iz a rip off and ppl should sue him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jarjar is racist. he is cajon or somethin. come on ppls,ban star warz 4ver!!!!!!!!!!!


You can add Sergio Leone to that list, too...
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#15 Posted : Sunday, August 01, 2010 2:41:42 PM
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 djalanrocks wrote:
Fucking Dr Fucking Who, isn't there some kind of website you pin heads can go to and blather on endlessly about this stupid low budget BBC show instead of clogging up the AB boards (the Tv board, DIY recaps, and specific films section) with this shit. Isnt there some Dr who fansite with people who, you know, give a shit about this show? It would be one thing if you were just fans, but you're the most obnoxious bunch of fucktards in the Booth, I like Chuck but I don't need to start a thread about EVERY FUCKING EPISODE for fucks sake. Fuck Dr Who, I saw a couple of episodes of some incarnation (apparently there's been many) and it was pure shit. The robot dog was worse than the original BSG and its 'daggit'!! I wish I could say its so bad its good, but it's not! It's just another insipid, shitty TV show that wouldn't make it half a season anywhere else in the world! Yet there's a small minority of posters here that talk about nothing else, and they talk about Dr Who like it's the best thing since sex. Seriously people GET A FUCKING GRIP! It's pure SHIT with NO REDEEMING QUALITIES AT ALL! I swear if Albert would just ban every Dr Who fan the AB would be a much better place for it.

Thank God I finally got that off my chest.


Was that your troll post?
Anyway, I've actually never seen Doctor Who. I used to have a friend who would talk about nothing but Doctor Who so I sometimes believe at times that I know more about Doctor Who than a fan of the show, having been subject to stories and an encyclopedia sized list of facts. However it never really compelled me to watch any of it. For that matter, I do feel bad because according to half the people I know, I should know who David Tennant is. So from what I know, David Tennant was one of the titular doctors at one point and the only thing I've ever seen Tennant in was the fourth Harry Potter movie.
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#16 Posted : Sunday, August 01, 2010 2:57:28 PM


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"titular". heh, heh, heh...
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#17 Posted : Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:38:54 PM

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objectifcagtin of a woman's body is a sin!!! god doesn want you to do that. he has a specal place in hell for the lusful rigt next to the homosexuals. only the pur ewill be saved, god won save the muslims either cause they attacked americans.

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#18 Posted : Saturday, August 21, 2010 6:05:38 PM
I honestly can't see out of this helmet.

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 djalanrocks wrote:
Fucking Dr Fucking Who, isn't there some kind of website you pin heads can go to and blather on endlessly about this stupid low budget BBC show instead of clogging up the AB boards (the Tv board, DIY recaps, and specific films section) with this shit. Isnt there some Dr who fansite with people who, you know, give a shit about this show? It would be one thing if you were just fans, but you're the most obnoxious bunch of fucktards in the Booth, I like Chuck but I don't need to start a thread about EVERY FUCKING EPISODE for fucks sake. Fuck Dr Who, I saw a couple of episodes of some incarnation (apparently there's been many) and it was pure shit. The robot dog was worse than the original BSG and its 'daggit'!! I wish I could say its so bad its good, but it's not! It's just another insipid, shitty TV show that wouldn't make it half a season anywhere else in the world! Yet there's a small minority of posters here that talk about nothing else, and they talk about Dr Who like it's the best thing since sex. Seriously people GET A FUCKING GRIP! It's pure SHIT with NO REDEEMING QUALITIES AT ALL! I swear if Albert would just ban every Dr Who fan the AB would be a much better place for it.

Thank God I finally got that off my chest.


stupd moron how dare u say taht about the greatest show evr i hope u die a bloody death
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#19 Posted : Sunday, August 22, 2010 12:28:40 AM
what he said!
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 mochastain wrote:
Was that your troll post?


Sorry to disappoint.Raspberry With all the Dr Who fans on this site Scared I can't believe there's not a bunch of Who fans with their panties in a bunch Cursing over me calling their beloved TV show a steaming pile of shit. Instead there's pissing and moaning about my comments in the Mosque thread, go figure. 2 Thumbs Up
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#20 Posted : Sunday, August 22, 2010 8:03:09 AM
A Doctor Who Weeping Angel of course!

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