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Post your comments here about this Agonizer article: Article: Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt! Click here to read the article!( Note: The Agony Booth forums were upgraded in May of 2008. The original comments thread can be found in the Agony Booth Forum Archive. This signature was removed because it contained an image and/or design that infringes on the intellectual property rights of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. More specifically, Snakes on A Plane.
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This is still, after being here for over a year, my absolutle favorite article on the site. The part where Al compares the drink with liquid cigarettes was just great. This has been a Scotteration, Incorperated Production. Scott's youtube accounts: www.youtube.com/scottfrostbenderwww.youtube.com/scotterationinc
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I remember the first time I read this, I thought it was the funniest thing that had ever been written.  My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to burn your dad
I get real mean when it makes me mad
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It's tied with the "Lee L. Mercer For President" article as being my favourite Agonizer piece ever. (Even worse was that I did get the chance to try this foul concoction at one point. Goddamn, that was truely wasted money.)
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That was quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read.  "I don't read the script, the script reads me."
"What does that even mean?"
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Funniest article ever. Hands down. "You have no idea...how powerful madness can be." - Evil Wizard Ray Liotta - In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
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Tears of laughter are streaming down my face. I drink Red Bull. I've stopped drinking regular cola, soda or pop. Red Bull is the only energy drink I consume. It's the most tolerable. And after reading this "Agonizer review", I've been searching for Mr Segal's drink where ever I stop. I have not been successful. However, if I do find it, I don't think I will purchase it. As the fruit/ashtray taste just isn't my cup of tea. Again, priceless. "And with her, die the dark ages for this planet..."
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Tyrant wrote:It's tied with the "Lee L. Mercer For President" article as being my favourite Agonizer piece ever. (Even worse was that I did get the chance to try this foul concoction at one point. Goddamn, that was truely wasted money.) My brother wanted to try this at one time, being a big fan of The Seagal. He never did find any of it. "The noise that my grandparents make when they are having sex is better than this album...oh, my grandparents are dead." - Amazon.com review of K-Fed's album
"I am Brother Grignr, of the Cult of the Seventh-Day Goat-Fondlers. Would you like some pamphlets?" - Grignr
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Speaking of Segal. I recently saw parts of "Out For a Kill" on cable the other day. One his straight-to-video/cable movies. Yecch! And barely did I see the man himself. I would watched all of it, but the kiddies were demanding my attention... "And with her, die the dark ages for this planet..."
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Emerald Eclipse wrote:
My brother wanted to try this at one time, being a big fan of The Seagal. He never did find any of it.
He should be lucky then, unless he worships Seagal. I wouldn't say that it's the worst drink of all time (that goes to a foul concoction of Sunny D, Pepsi, and lemonade. Long story), but it's definately as bad as the Agonizer article describes. The only people I could see actually enjoying a drink like this are masochists and people on a ton of meth.
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The official site has a list of places where you can buy it, including through Seagal's online store. Only $12 for a 6 pack! And you can even throw in a Pashmina shawl for just $60 more! This signature was removed because it contained an image and/or design that infringes on the intellectual property rights of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. More specifically, Snakes on A Plane.
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Come now Al. That site hasn't been updated in over two years! You might as well donate money to Lee L. Mercer instead."I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!"
The music changed and the announcer spoke of the next tunes with a few witty acknowledgments in between.
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Albert wrote:The official site has a list of places where you can buy it, including through Seagal's online store. Only $12 for a 6 pack! And you can even throw in a Pashmina shawl for just $60 more! Done!  "And with her, die the dark ages for this planet..."
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My local Wal-Mart has both flavors in the cooler of the store deli. And yes, I have tried both and they are just as frightening as Albert says they are (Although I must admit that I preferred the Asian Experience to the Cherry Charge).
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Anybody dare to try this brand...?  "And with her, die the dark ages for this planet..."
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Something about the site comes across as phony to me. There are no links, for example; just text. Hmm... Then again, I've never heard of ExtenZe at all before tonight, so make of that what you will. Anybody who don't like that, daddy, don't like chicken on Sundays.
Aside from it's obviously idiotic premise, what makes this movie appear so much worse than any other Hollywood schlock about witches? As far as I can tell, the only "morally thoughtless" decision was casting Nicholas Cage in a period piece. --CrazyCatLady
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Speaking of horrible energy drinks, has anyone had Brawndo?
"There are black zones of shadow close to our daily paths, and now and then some evil soul breaks a passage through. When that happens, the man who knows must strike before reckoning the consequences."
"I see. So you're rather violent?"
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Sillstaw wrote:
Something about the site comes across as phony to me. There are no links, for example; just text. Hmm...
Then again, I've never heard of ExtenZe at all before tonight, so make of that what you will.
I air a 60 second commercial for it exactly at 10:29pm central time every weeknight. And boy is it good... "And with her, die the dark ages for this planet..."
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