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#1 Posted : Saturday, May 17, 2008 3:15:26 AM
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#2 Posted : Sunday, May 18, 2008 2:37:58 PM

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This is still, after being here for over a year, my absolutle favorite article on the site. The part where Al compares the drink with liquid cigarettes was just great.
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#3 Posted : Monday, May 19, 2008 7:58:09 PM
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I remember the first time I read this, I thought it was the funniest thing that had ever been written. Woo-Hoo!
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#4 Posted : Monday, May 19, 2008 8:18:01 PM
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It's tied with the "Lee L. Mercer For President" article as being my favourite Agonizer piece ever. (Even worse was that I did get the chance to try this foul concoction at one point. Goddamn, that was truely wasted money.)
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#5 Posted : Monday, May 19, 2008 9:50:35 PM
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That was quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. 2 Thumbs Up
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#6 Posted : Wednesday, May 21, 2008 6:13:13 PM


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Funniest article ever. Hands down.
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#7 Posted : Thursday, May 29, 2008 2:15:35 AM

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Want more Steven Segal action? Go here!

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#8 Posted : Tuesday, June 10, 2008 10:07:33 PM


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Tears of laughter are streaming down my face. I drink Red Bull. I've stopped drinking regular cola, soda or pop. Red Bull is the only energy drink I consume. It's the most tolerable. And after reading this "Agonizer review", I've been searching for Mr Segal's drink where ever I stop. I have not been successful. However, if I do find it, I don't think I will purchase it. As the fruit/ashtray taste just isn't my cup of tea.

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#9 Posted : Wednesday, June 11, 2008 12:27:29 AM


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 Tyrant wrote:
It's tied with the "Lee L. Mercer For President" article as being my favourite Agonizer piece ever. (Even worse was that I did get the chance to try this foul concoction at one point. Goddamn, that was truely wasted money.)


My brother wanted to try this at one time, being a big fan of The Seagal. He never did find any of it.
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Speaking of Segal. I recently saw parts of "Out For a Kill" on cable the other day. One his straight-to-video/cable movies. Yecch! And barely did I see the man himself. I would watched all of it, but the kiddies were demanding my attention...
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#11 Posted : Wednesday, June 11, 2008 3:59:09 AM
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 Emerald Eclipse wrote:


My brother wanted to try this at one time, being a big fan of The Seagal. He never did find any of it.


He should be lucky then, unless he worships Seagal. I wouldn't say that it's the worst drink of all time (that goes to a foul concoction of Sunny D, Pepsi, and lemonade. Long story), but it's definately as bad as the Agonizer article describes. The only people I could see actually enjoying a drink like this are masochists and people on a ton of meth.
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#12 Posted : Wednesday, June 11, 2008 4:17:20 AM
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The official site has a list of places where you can buy it, including through Seagal's online store. Only $12 for a 6 pack! And you can even throw in a Pashmina shawl for just $60 more!

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#13 Posted : Wednesday, June 11, 2008 4:20:58 AM
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Come now Al. That site hasn't been updated in over two years! You might as well donate money to Lee L. Mercer instead.
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#14 Posted : Wednesday, June 11, 2008 12:34:47 PM


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 Albert wrote:
The official site has a list of places where you can buy it, including through Seagal's online store. Only $12 for a 6 pack! And you can even throw in a Pashmina shawl for just $60 more!



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My local Wal-Mart has both flavors in the cooler of the store deli. And yes, I have tried both and they are just as frightening as Albert says they are (Although I must admit that I preferred the Asian Experience to the Cherry Charge).
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Anybody dare to try this brand...?

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Something about the site comes across as phony to me. There are no links, for example; just text. Hmm...

Then again, I've never heard of ExtenZe at all before tonight, so make of that what you will.
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#19 Posted : Monday, July 28, 2008 9:52:18 PM
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#20 Posted : Monday, July 28, 2008 11:14:39 PM


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 Sillstaw wrote:


Something about the site comes across as phony to me. There are no links, for example; just text. Hmm...

Then again, I've never heard of ExtenZe at all before tonight, so make of that what you will.


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