The Worst of Trek is a special section of the Agony Booth devoted to recaps of the worst moments in the Star Trek franchise, in all of its incarnations.
Stars: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, Melvin Belli.
In a nutshell: A gang of ten year olds with a leader wearing a big flowered muummuu do not an intimidating nemesis make.
Posted on: Sunday, May 18, 2003.
Average reader rating: 8.089/10 (90 votes).
Stars: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley.
In a nutshell: "Who knew you only needed twelve buttons to control an entire person?"
Posted on: Sunday, September 14, 2003.
Average reader rating: 8.523/10 (86 votes).
Stars: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, Roger C. Carmel, Majel Barrett-Roddenberry.
In a nutshell: "William Shatner, whether he's animated or not, never misses out on an opportunity to do a head roll. "
Posted on: Sunday, April 2, 2006.
Average reader rating: 8.574/10 (129 votes).
Stars: Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, Patrick Stewart, Duncan Regehr, Shay Duffin.
In a nutshell: "The guys who wrote that Hallmark card called. They'd like their crappy poetry back now."
Posted on: Sunday, October 19, 2003.
Average reader rating: 7.821/10 (78 votes).
Stars: Billy Campbell, Whoopi Goldberg, Joe Piscopo, Teri Hatcher.
In a nutshell: "He's not just outrageous, he's nutrageous!"
Posted on: Friday, April 30, 2004.
Average reader rating: 8.087/10 (69 votes).
Stars: Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, F. Murray Abraham, Donna Murphy.
In a nutshell: "It just wouldn't be a TNG movie without a Data scene that made you wonder why the hell you ever got into Star Trek in the first place."
Posted on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007.
Average reader rating: 8.036/10 (165 votes).
Stars: Armin Shimmerman, Cecily Adams, Jeffrey Combs, Wallace Shawn, Henry Gibson.
In a nutshell: "Some like it. Not."
Posted on: Thursday, September 2, 2004.
Average reader rating: 7.828/10 (58 votes).
Stars: Michael Dorn, Terry Farrell, Vanessa Williams, Monte Markham.
In a nutshell: "Let it be known that I will be casting the first stone. Directly at Worf's head."
Posted on: Tuesday, October 18, 2005.
Average reader rating: 8.035/10 (114 votes).
Stars: Robert Duncan McNeill, Kate Mulgrew, Robert Picardo, Roxann Dawson, Jennifer Lien.
In a nutshell: "Brannon Braga calls this one 'a royal, steaming stinker'. And when the guy who wrote the episode says that, it's pretty hard to disagree."
Posted on: Wednesday, September 27, 2006.
Average reader rating: 8.754/10 (280 votes).
Stars: Robert Beltran, Robert Picardo, Ray Walston, Carlos Palomino.
In a nutshell: "If you listen carefully, you'll hear the thud as this episode hits the canvas."
Posted on: Sunday, March 23, 2008.
Average reader rating: 7.878/10 (139 votes).
Stars: Scott Bakula, John Billingsley, Jolene Blalock, Linda Park, Connor Trineer.
In a nutshell: "This episode will not be presented in real time. It'll only feel that way."
Posted on: Wednesday, April 30, 2008.
Average reader rating: 8.776/10 (340 votes).
Stars: Scott Bakula, Jolene Blalock, Connor Trinneer, Dominic Keating, Linda Park, John Billingsley, Dey Young.
In a nutshell: "It's pretty sad that the only real nod we've had to space travel thus far has been the use of navigational terms as an aid to sexual harassment."
Posted on: Wednesday, July 23, 2008.
Average reader rating: 7.925/10 (161 votes).
