Democrats Save California From Rob Schneider Movies, Hooray!

Well here is some Happy Nice Time for you, People! Rob Schneider, star of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo and Deuce Bigalow 2: Uncut or something, says he hasn’t made a movie in California in seven years, and it is all the Democrats’ fault!

“The state of California is a mess,” Schneider declared, “and the supermajority of Democrats is not working. I’ve been a lifelong Democrat and I have to switch over because it no longer serves the people of this great state. We need to have a new voice. We need to have a new direction, and we need to break the supermajority. It isn’t helping with jobs.”

If we may step in as a little bit of a, ahem, wonk: In fact, the state of California hadn’t been able to balance its budget for years and years and years until it got a Democratic supermajority, because the state of California has some dumb fucking rule that you need a supermajority to pass any bill that includes any tax increase. Do you suppose that was good for California’s economy? Then you are A Idiot. /wonk

But let’s hear some more from awesome businessman Rob Schneider!

“The last time I made a movie in California was seven years ago,” he said. “And that’s because we’re not being competitive. I own a vitamin company with my friend and we moved out of state because of overregulation. It isn’t helping businesses.”

From California, we say, of course, THANK YOU!

[RawStory via tipster SaintRond]

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  • UnholyMoses

    Feature, not bug.

  • pattyp

    Who’s Rob Scheider?

  • msanthropesmr

    Add achievement this to my adoration of the Democrats.

  • johnnymeatworth

    Funny, I thought the Deuce Bigalow movies were why no one wanted him to make any more.

  • I thought he’d been quiet of late. I just assumed the toxic stench from his scripts had incapacitated him.