‘Celebrity’ Selfie Of The Day: Rob Kardashian’s Pouty Lips Are Coming To Get You

Is there an infinite supply of Kardashians? We had to look this one up. Actually, we always have to look them up because we can’t tell the girls apart. But this one is a boy! He, too, is a socialite, or a personality, or whatever. He also has the most boring vanity clothing line ever – a line of socks that are “vibrant” and “exclusive” and have such witty sayings as “Keep Calm and Sock On.” Sadly, this thing will probably be a success because it is a Kardashian and they are somehow dipped in tarnish-fighting gold. No idea if the abnormally pouty large lips will contribute to his utterly unwarranted success.

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  • msanthropesmr

    Looks like a remora.