Category: Videos

VIDEO: Cold Fear (2005)

Just in time for Halloween (if you’re in the continental US, and watching literally in the next few hours), Roland takes a sidelong look at Cold Fear, another Resident Evil ripoff in the vein of Blue Stinger, Dino Crisis, or Deep Fear (two of which are exactly the same game as this), and realizes his irrational hatred of Ubisoft was pretty rational after all.

VIDEO: Shaun of the Dead (2004)

It’s Halloween, and Ursa’s trying (not very successfully) to be spooky. It probably wasn’t the best idea to review Shaun of the Dead, AKA “A romantic comedy. With zombies,” but she’s trying anyway. Even if this video is more about harsh truths than horror.

VIDEO: Night of the Demons 3 (1997)

The Horror Guru concludes his Blood Splattered Halloween with Night of the Demons 3, the direct-to-video sequel to the 1988 cult classic. Sexy cat demons, snake monster masturbation, and hand gun blow jobs abound in this surprisingly sexy final installment of the series!

VIDEO: Commando (1985)

Prepare for the manliest Halloween ever, as Mendo celebrates Commando, a movie that even Top Gun can’t compete with for awesomeness/homoeroticism! Included are a slew of guest stars, including Sofie, a whole slew of Bears, and “Honorary Bear” Ven Gethenian!

VIDEO: One Piece: Top 5 Brook Moments

To continue on with the anime theme of her recent videos, and to do something special for Halloween, Sofie has compiled a list based on her favorite anime One Piece and the character Brook, the coolest talking skeleton ever. Watch as she counts down his top five finest moments!

VIDEO: Falling Down (1993)

Michael Douglas is a gun-toting anti-hero who navigates the gritty Los Angeles landscape in Joel Schumacher’s 1993 psychological thriller Falling Down. Along with a review of the film and its Blu-ray, this video also contains brief reviews of six other movies that share similar themes, including Taxi Driver and Hobo with a Shotgun!

VIDEO: Scream XXX: A Porn Parody (2011)

Here’s a look back at the Porn Critic’s first (and only?) Halloween Special, where he takes a look at all the scary pornos out there, most notably, Scream XXX: A Porn Parody, about a film crew making a porn parody of Stab, the fictional movie in the Scream films. That’s insanely meta!