Season 5 of Homeland kicks off in Germany. With the CIA behind her, Carrie is now happily playing house in Berlin and working to save starving children. But the CIA is never really behind you.
It’s week 2 of Quantico–for the recruits as well as the viewers. As usual, everyone is lying about everything, from sex to scars to Swedish.
“When one is seriously contemplating putting Porthos on the list, there’s an issue there.”
In this week’s Once Upon a Time recap, Robin Hood stands around uselessly until he finally gets stabbed and then lies around dying uselessly. Meanwhile, the sword Excalibur comes to Storybrooke to tempt Emma to up her asshole factor another 10x.
Annalise accidentally gets an innocent man freed from prison. Oops. Meanwhile, her students continue to make monumentally stupid decisions, professionally and personally.
A downtrodden alliance gets its crap together, a so-so romance makes grown men cry, and the more things change, the more they stay the same.
The new college mascot doesn’t last long, nor the amateur monster hunters. Can anything stop the Red Devil(s)?
It’s a mid-series reboot for Sleepy Hollow as FOX attempts to pull this demon-obsessed melodrama out of Hell with a number of welcome changes. The season 3 premiere gives us many reasons to smile, mostly from who’s gone forever. Bye-bye, Katrina and your whiny headless boyfriend!
In the second-to-last episode of the season, Fear the Walking Dead proves just how simple, effective, and justified torture can be. And not just against its own audience.
Cookie’s starting her own studio! With blackjack! And hookers! Or maybe just a crappy girl band. Oh well, everybody’s gotta start somewhere.
“So for those keeping track, he’s cool with Vega falsifying a police report about a double homicide, but peeking at personal data is a bridge too far.”
MInority Report attempts to seduce its audience by insulting it. Think Dash and the precogs can foresee the demise of their own show yet?
Saved By the Bell's "1-900 Crushed"... Or How Zach Morris Tried to Get Rich Seducing a 13-Year-Old Girl
Welcome to “Failing the Test of Time,” a new regular feature at HNTP where we relive a particularly awful episode of a classic TV show! First up, Saved By the Bell.
The series premiere of Quantico brings a whole mess of beautiful people together for sexy shenanigans and deadly secrets, plus a terrorist attack in the middle of New York City just to make it interesting.
Another week, another raving band of lunatics killing people all over Gotham without a single Batman in sight to stop them. This time, it’s the Maniax turn in the spotlight.
“They had good performances by the guest actor or actress who played them, they brought out the best in the regular characters they interacted with, and added something interesting to the overall saga.”
The original CSI brings back the original gang for one last run around the bases, with plenty of murder, dominatrixes, and happy endings to go around.
One week into the official start of the fall TV season, how are the new shows performing? We already have at least one embarrassing bomb and a couple of potential hits.
Once Upon a Time: Being Evil Makes Your Hair Greasy and Other Stuff I Learned from the Season 5 Premiere
Welcome to Camelot! Season 5 of “Once Upon a Time” takes us to the land of King Arthur and introduces Emma as the new evilest person in the world.
It’s the 31st season of Survivor, and what do they do to make it feel new? They take some old players out for another spin. Can they rekindle the flame?