When Booth and Bones come to Sleepy Hollow, even an army of zombies somehow can’t keep this crossover interesting.
Oh no, Hakeem got kidnapp– oh wait, no, he’s back already. So… what are we gonna do with the next 45 minutes of this episode?
“Stronger Together” (S1 E02) Or, “Supergirl Relearns”. Supergirl causes an ecological disaster and realizes she sucks, so she enlists her friends to help her learn how to be a superhero… for the second time in as many weeks.
Superheroing is hard! But don’t worry, it’s nothing a training montage can’t fix. What do mean, we already did that last week?
Mysteries abound! Is #2 speaking from the beyond the grave? Did Dean Munsch kill her ex? Will any of these plots have proper motive and characterization?
Jane has finally decided who she wants to spend the rest of her life with and raise her baby with and yeah that’s not going to last long, right?
So many mommy and daddy and twin sister issues. Is there anything worse than family? You know, besides terrorism.
You know what’s hard? Being a hero on a Show About Heroes. Why? Because every time you try to do something heroic, there are always at least ten other people lining up to do it first.
This week on Homeland, Quinn is much better at killing other people than killing himself.
Amazon explores Philip K. Dick’s alternative reality where the Nazis conquer the United States, and you can watch episode 1 free! Inquire inside.
Bad cops do bad things. Heroes do heroic things. And recently resurrected feral ninjas do whatever it is that recently resurrected feral ninjas do.
The Lazarus Pit lives up to its name, and there’s a new supervillain who… peals off his tattoos and throws them at people? Seriously?
Attack of the Man-Shark! No wait, it’s Reverse Firestorm! There’s a lot of weirdness going on in this week’s The Flash recap.
On this week’s Survivor recap: The tribes drop their buffs once again, Fishbach finds a challenge he can win, and two players go home.
Let’s all give Butch a hand for trying to infiltrate Theo’s gang, even if it didn’t go all that well for him. Also, Cat is getting all Catwoman-ish to help Firefly.
Annalise finds out all sorts of secrets about Asher and just can’t stand to keep them all to herself when they’re just so darned useful!
“Pilot” (S1 E01) For the first time in a long time, we get aspects of the Superman mythos onscreen not weighted down by angst or failed attempts at achieving Christopher Nolan and/or Frank Miller levels of grimness.
With no Scream Queens to recap this week, we take an in-depth look at the most likely suspects to be the mastermind behind all the murders so far.
Simon Cowell has found a new home, and don’t pretend you’re not excited. If you didn’t enjoy people making funny of those poor, undertalented souls who pour their hearts and souls into entertaining you on television only to fail miserably, you wouldn’t be here at HNTP.
When the tooth fairy comes prowling around Sleepy Hollow, you’ll learn just how important flossing really is.