Sofia Vergara’s Frozen Embryos to Wacky Egg-Tivist Nutbars, “LET IT GOOOO! Let it Go!”
Blame Amy Schumer for the new “Daily Show” host being a dude
Neil Gaiman’s award-winning fantasy novel American Gods is finally being adapted for television, and the news is good, bad, and ugly. HBO is out of the mix, but the show has a definite god-like ability to keep rising from the dead.
Alas, poor Kanye West! Such indignities he is forced to suffer! Shall we all shed a tear? Invited across the pond to perform at the massive Glastonbury Music Festival, Kanye embarrassed himself royally, time and again.
Looks like your favorite moderately successful ten part mini-series currently on Fox might possibly get a second chance season (or it might not). The bad news is it doesn’t look like any of the award-winning cast is coming back.
The Wire creator David Simon is teaming up with HBO to bring his trademarked brand of gritty realism to the sex-on-film industry of the 1970s.
“Was this another scene specifically written so as to avoid a potential lawsuit? Does Eon hold the copyright on interesting gadgets?”
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Sorry, Martin, you’re stuck in the vile, decadent, and altogether wonderful West a while longer, where beautiful potential love interests will continue throwing themselves at you every 15 minutes, and only half of them will try to kill you.
“Hannibal” fans are being called on to save their favorite show from cancellation, and HNTP has an elegant idea how to show your support for the series and get some serious media attention at the same time.
We’ve heard actors deny it before. “Filming sex scenes are soooo uncomfortable,” they say in interviews as they push their sunglasses over their faces so no one can look into their eyes. “I mean, making out with Ryan Gosling? Or Angelina Jolie? Or both at the same time? Gross! Yuck!”
“The second act is a prolonged science lesson with some first-year philosophy thrown in for good measure, albeit a visually stunning lesson with some good action pieces and special effects.”
Which GOP candidates have a doppleganger on television? Come for Ben Carson as charlatan Dr. Oz…. Stay for Rand Paul as Game of Thrones wannabe queen Cersei Lannister.
How many channels are you paying for that you never, ever watch? The days when viewers would brag how many hundreds of channels they get are 20 years gone, at least. Here is the meager handful of channels viewers say they actually want… and what they’re willing to pay for them.
Universal is developing a new TV series based on the (semi) beloved, (not particularly) timeless movie about Ahnald, precocious tots, brutal drug dealers, tumors, and tragically underfunded public school systems.
When East Germany was under the thumb of the Evil Empire, a young soldier is forced into the undercover spy biz to save his dying mother and get back to his super-hot girlfriend, although not necessarily in that order.
“As always: James Bond, the world’s most famous secret agent.”
Back when Charles Manson still thought he’d be a household name for his music and not his murderous cult, he ran afoul of the roughest, toughest ass-kicker on the L.A. police force… sadly played by David Duchovny.
Nick crashes the party on Week 5 of The Bachelorette, but can anyone who’s so good at Mariachi music really be that bad of a guy? (Yes.) Oh, and Ian turns out to be a total dick.
“Despite the epic length, most of the cast will turn out to have existed to explore ideas or play second fiddle to the father/daughter relationship.”