Patrick Stewart has something to say about a baker in Northern Ireland who refused to write a pro-gay slogan on a cake depicting an image of Bert and Ernie.
“Five seconds in, and this script and science have already officially parted ways.”
King Stannis learns the meaning of the word “sacrifice,” one of Arya’s prayers is about to be answered, Jon Snow is down to his last friend, and Dany’s got herself a new ride.
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, even if it’s been cancelled for two decades. If reruns aren’t good enough for you, CBS thinks it has the answer… live theater!
Wayward Pines has a nifty jobs plan that pretty much guarantees 100% employment through murder. Also, the schools are REALLY into teaching to the test.
Louis C.K.’s real life resembles South Park
“At one point during the riffing, one of the guys remarks that the movie looks like it was edited in a Vitamix, and that’s pretty accurate.”
“I wish they’d spent as much time working on the storyline as the visuals, but it is what it is.”
In their first interview since we learned Josh was touching little girls, did the Duggars a) blame the media, b) use the Bible to minimize Josh’s actions, c) avoid any and all hard questions, or d) all the of the above?
This week on The Bachelorette, the age old question “What’s a clitoris?” finally gets an honest, accurate answer. There’s also sumo wrestling, bleeped penises, blurred penises, temper tantrums, wedgies, and that whole Brokeback Bachelorette fake-out.
We can’t say the Republicans didn’t warn us… Marriage equality finally destroys not one, but two straight marriages! And Hollywood thinks we should find this funny?! Yeah, okay, we’re game. With two powerhouses in the title roles, Grace and Frankie may succeed if the writers can rise to the level of their leads.
Satan himself is coming to FOX… yeah, yeah, you’re making a Rupert Murdoch joke in your head, we know. But no, this Devil is getting his own hour-long dramedy, and you better believe the Christian Right is raising hell.
As people congratulated Caitlyn Jenner on her transition, several voices rose above the throng to prove that yes, being an asshole is still possible in the world. Especially on Facebook and Twitter.
“A post-apocalyptic version of (let’s face it) the Wacky Racers doesn’t feel like something that people have any kind of racial hang-ups about, so why would people mind if a woman took over?”
The zombies are coming! Zombies warriors! Zombie babies! Zombie moms! Soooo many zombies! Oh, and Tyrion finally gets to meet Dany on the other side of the world. But mostly zombies.
A Briefcase Full of Humilation (And Cash)
Mark your calendars, Netflix subscribers and people who have their friends’ Netflix login information and passwords memorized! June 12 is fast approaching. And with it comes our long-awaited reunion with plucky, pretty, erstwhile drug runner Piper Chapman and her diverse gaggle of felonious female pals.
In week three, Ethan’s wife and kid find themselves sucked into Wayward Pines, but Ethan doesn’t bother to tell them anything that might keep them from getting killed. Shockingly, that plan backfires on him. Before it’s all over, someone is dead and a perfectly good escape attempt is ruined.
“Legends And Lies”… Could there be a more perfect name for a FOX News show? I’d never heard of it before now. Sadly, it’s not about Ronald Reagan banging Gorbachev’s wife so hard that the Iron Curtain fell down, but about the Old West.
The Bachelorette fakes gay romance because, like, two dudes in love? How ridiculous would that be, right? It’s not like that’s a real thing or something.