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Stargate Atlantis “Irresistible”

“In this article (and in the article that will follow it), I plan to educate you on why the writers should have steered clear of another Felger-type writing misstep of ‘Avenger 2.0’-size proportions… and decided not to. Twice. Don’t these guys learn the first time?”

Do You Watch More TV than a Brit?

When, in the course of human events, it because necessary for one people to totally kick the ass of another at total TV watched over a lifetime, you bet your fat ass that the U.S. of A. will come out on top!

Kill James Bond

“Daniel Craig’s Bond carries a considerably larger burden of expectations than his predecessors ever did. To that problem, I submit the following solution: Kill James Bond.”

Kim Kardashian’s Book Bombs

With photos of the reclusive Kim Kardashian so hard to come by, it’s easy to understand why reality TV’s most famous shrinking violet thought a 350-page book of selfies would be a big winner. She was very, very wrong.